As a disclaimer let me say my Sims are not coming back no no neverAlso I'm not trying to cash in on what Shlup is doing in Gen Gaming, I've planned to have a Sims episode since I started this. Please don't mention this in her thread, I don't want to steal attention like a twat. thx!!!!
For those who don't know what this is, HERE YOU AWFUL MAN.
Oh and this is Princess Melissaur she likes horses and fighting all of your enemies.
When we left, our trio of noble heroes were trying to rescue Huxley from the Ice Queen. Let's see how that's going!
"Hello I am the evil Ice Queen scrumpleberry I am eating this food and soon your souls will be my ice so you'd better stop what you are listening to!"
"Mmmm princess you have nice breast I think I want to make them my own"
"Ooohhh nom nom what lovely globes I think so!"
"The smurf?"
"Hey if you touch my boobie top too I return to you from the inner santcum your friend"
"No you're my sister that's gross"
"Give him back you are just water that is cold!" groaned Rye as she slapped the slapper.
"GRR NOW I AM AN ANGRY MOOD!"
"Now I will only give him back if you beat me at the noble art of Armpit Darts Rantzien!"
"You must score a bullseye with my armpit in your face! And I have the smell of ten thousand sumo!"
"TODAY IS THE DAY FOR MY ADVENTURE!"
"Glory to adventure! I am the world's hero!"
"Now you will give to us Huxley" said DJ Princess Melissaur, who was a DJ and also a Princess.
"ok I left him to play Xbox" said scrumpleberry who apparently harboured disturbing feelings towards her younger brother.
"Yes! I am best Xbox man in the universe!"
"Time to tell the internet that I am best Xbox man in the universe!"
His funeral was so sad.
Ice Queen scrumpleberry produced tears, feeling guilty at the death of MILF.
Then they all danced and everybody was verey happy!!!
Everybody.



Also I'm not trying to cash in on what Shlup is doing in Gen Gaming, I've planned to have a Sims episode since I started this. Please don't mention this in her thread, I don't want to steal attention like a twat. thx!!!!




















