Rantzien threw this



At him. And theundeadhero took a refreshing sip of the beverage, quenching his thirst. This is, of course, ridiculous, as he was a zombie skeleton sort of thing.

"But you fell!" said Rantzien, disbelieving.
"Through fire...and water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth. Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside." theundeadhero explained and Rantzien gasped appreciatively.
"I'm so glad you're alright!" exclaimed Rantzien as he rushed forward to embrace his old comrade. His old comrade was very prickly and was causing several cuts to appear on his face. "Heeeey, when did you become a cactus?" asked Rantzien, as he fell into the ground. Which somehow...melted? What was going on?!

He fell and he fell. Colours, patterns, swirls. The Beatles were there too but Rantzien wasn't sure why. And then he woke up in a puddle of frothing milk and his hair was now jade green also he had three ears. In fact, one of the ears appeared to be talking. "THIS IS NOT SO GOOD" it kept saying, and Rantzien was inclined to agree.

Rantzien backflipped over a nearby wall to see what had happened. "Oh gondolas and salad bowls!" he exclaimed...Reality was being TORN APART! The ending of the Earth and the Galaxy and possibly even the end of Rantzien too!

But

but why?





LEVIAN!