Super important question~
So I had a disagreement with a friend yesterday as we were at the movie theatre to watch Paranormal Activity. Although this has nothing to do with Paranormal Activity, but ANYWAY :</>D
Which is scarier? You wake up in the middle of the night and...
(a) Your walls are bleeding.
(b) There's an oompa loompa at the foot of your bed.
What would you do in either situation?
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You ever see that commercial where they put night vision on a camera, sound an air horn, and some poor son of a bitch wakes up to see the Burger King about three feet away from his bed?
Either way I'd wonder who drugged me and probably start scrubbing the walls or trying to tackle the little guy.
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Lay off the drugs.
And then probably try and hack something up with a machete.
Hahaha, the Burger King dude is hilariously creepy, yeah.
But personally, I think walls bleeding would be a lot scarier! I mean, oompa loompa, okay cool, maybe it just wants to talk to me about helping it achieve oompa loompa workers union rights or something at the chocolate factory. Maybe it's friendly! And if it starts baring sharp little teeth and lunging at me, I can get a knife and stab it, or hit it with a baseball bat, or bite its face off or something.
Walls bleeding? Holy crap man, WHAT DO I DO!?!? If I believed in supernatural crap, it could be like, an evil spirit messing with me and warning me before it KILLS ME and then a doe-eyed little girl with a creeparse grin and sharp little teeth will crawl out of my walls and kill me in nonsensical ways that are really scary. If not supernatural, holy crap someone murdered someone/thing and BURIED IT IN MY WALLS there's rotting corpses in my walls! ARRRG.
*dies*
OOmpas Loompas are pretty easy to fight off I guess. Kick one in the face. He'd probably go down the stairs!!!
Bleeding walls tho.....ugh. I'd be so scared I would not know what to do!
Bleeding walls fo sho. I'd go fetal.
I'd want some of the Oompa Loompa's sweet sweet candy.
In either situation I'd leave the house and go sleep somewhere else.
well honestly,
if the walls were just bleeding, but the room wasn't filling with blood,
and if the oompa loompa was just standing there....
I'd probably just roll over and go back to sleep.
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I suppose the oompa loompa, but only for the reason that seeing walls bleeding is at least a little easier to explain - and can't directly do anything to you. It'd more depend on what's MAKING the walls bleed (and that could be a daydream/hallucination/whatever - more easily explained as "you're just imagining it" than an oompa loompa).
I can totally see you thinking seriously about this and arguing about it. You have the strangest little brain, twerp.
I'd be a little surprised if I woke up and my anal walls were bleeding.
I'd open a self sufficient blood bank.
what about blood on the walls, AND an oompa loompa (although he is dressed more in leather), a strange woman with a cat o’ nine tails, and a goat?>
I think the Oompa Loompa would scare me more. The blood on the walls would be pretty terrifying, though.
oompa loompa; bleeding walls is a lot more understandable than a break and enterer
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