Brick walls can't bleed,
Brick walls can't bleed,
If your walls are bleeding, you should collect the blood and donate it!![]()
The blood bank idea is terrible. It's probably evil cursed blood. :x
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Ooompa Loompa definitley scarier, not saying blood on the walls isnt, but ive een terrified of Oompa Loompas since i was a kid.
Chilled. In a wine glass.
Is it weird that I'm slightly aroused by both?
Boldly go.
No, you work in medicine. It's okay.
Very rarely, I have nosebleeds in my sleep and wake up part-way through. One time, I'd had a nosebleed combined with especially restless sleep; I'd been flailing around and wiping at my nose, thus getting blood on my face, the covers, and smeared on the wall by my bed. That was an interesting experience to wake up to.
Not quite the same as the walls actually bleeding, though. That would possibly be more disturbing than an oompa-loompa encounter, because it's less explicable, less natural and simply less human.
No, thankfully I don't live in the world of Japanese cartoon porn so I don't get nosebleeds from sexual arousal. Usually they're stress-induced. I can even stress in my sleep, in extreme cases.
You're alone and sleeping on your own bed at midnight. You're just relaxing, feeling comfortable and currently interacting with your nice dream.
All of a sudden, you've just woken up from something moving at the bottom of your bed.
A naked grandmother skeleton. A body full of visible fresh bones and her curly white hair, crawling onto your bed slowly. Her very visible skull approaching within the inches of your eyes, while you're unable to move at all.
... Now, that's just creepy.