The Evil Wish Game

[Psychokitty]

Okay, in each post, you make a wish. The next person who posts fufills your wish in a evil way. Then, the poster posts his/her own wish and the next person contenues the cycle.

E.G:

I wish I was rich.


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The next post:

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Your become rich, however all the money is counterfit, and the cops arrest you to rot in prison.

I wish for a pony.




Then the cycle contenues....



Now, I'll begin!

I wish I could fly.

[The Space Pope]

I wish I didn't click this thread.

[rubah]

Space Pope never clicked this thread; instead he clicked a link to a porn site and got a terrible virus!

I wish this thread would've been made in Wonder Square

[leader of mortals]

The thread is moved to Wonder Square, and because of your heartless, evil, cruel moderation, this thread does not survive in the lower population of Wonder Square and dies, and dman2life, realizing he troubled you and angry at how much EoFF changed, leaves/kills himself, and it's all your fault.

I wish no one looked down on me for how I look or how I act.

[Laddy]

That's because they hanged you for your evil deeds.

I wish corgis ruled the world.

[Evastio]

They do so, but they treat humans as pets, and we basically become the new "dogs" of the world.

I wish...

(hmm... I should say something that deep inside I really want to happen but I'll wish it doesn't happen so the below poster not knowing my real intentions of not wanting what I want to happen, will instead encourage what I really want to happen)

Everyone didn't use my Wario Bros. set.

[Jessweeee♪]

Nobody uses your set, but only because it turned out to be awful D:


I wish I could slack off and not fail my classes at the same time ;_;

[NeoCracker]

You accomplish this by never getting accepted to school to begin with.

I wish all of the drama in the universe would be moved onto a single entity that no one cares about and be promptly killed, eliminated all unnescessary drama from the world.

[Timekeeper]

The entity turns out to be you.

I wish I could get a decent nights sleep tonight.

[Rantz]

You sleep the eternal sleep...

I wish my schoolwork would finish itself.

[Psychokitty]

Your schoolwork finishes itself, and when you turn it in, the answers were all wrong, and one insulted your teacher, casusing you to be suspended, then your parents yell at you, causing you to crap your pants.


I wish Final Fantasy was real!

[Quindiana Jones]

Final Fantasy is real, and you are immediately killed by any one of the countless monsters who, in game, you thought were complete pussies but when you actually meet a man-sized wolf you realise that you need to be above level 3 to even scratch that chunky smurfer.

I wish I would actually do my freaking work and take university seriously!

[Christmas]

YOU CAN BARELY MAKE IT PAST NURSERY EDUCATION YOU PUNK.

[Psychokitty]

You actually do your freaking work and take university seriously, but you still fail because you just plain asuck.

I wish Christmas was a moogle.

[Shattered Dreamer]

Christmas is a moogle but he also possesses the power to give any human AIDS & you get it twice!

I wish I didn't have the flu!