How To Get To Heaven When You Die

**The Summoner of Leviathan** · 10-30-2009, 04:57 AM

I'm all pro-religious and stuff but Internet Evangelism? COME ON.

I rather dance naked under a full moon. Actually, that does sound fun...

**Jessweeee♪** · 10-30-2009, 05:08 AM

Lately I've been picturing God as a scientist guy with the white lab coat and the thick safety goggles and all that.

**Tavrobel** · 10-30-2009, 05:48 AM

Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

I rather dance naked under a full moon. Actually, that does sound fun...

I would pay for that.

**The Summoner of Leviathan** · 10-30-2009, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by Tavrobel

Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

I rather dance naked under a full moon. Actually, that does sound fun...

I would pay for that.

Too cold right now though. :S

Make me a fire first!

Also, how much would you pay?

**Tavrobel** · 10-30-2009, 05:54 AM

Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

Too cold right now though. :S

Make me a fire first!

Also, how much would you pay?

I'll raise you a Firey and one of my Magical Staves.

**The Summoner of Leviathan** · 10-30-2009, 05:57 AM

You'll raise one of your Magical Staves, eh? I didn't realize some guys had more than one.

**Tavrobel** · 10-30-2009, 05:58 AM

Depends on how loose your interpretation of "Staves" is, and whether or not being attached is necessarily an exclusive property.

**The Summoner of Leviathan** · 10-30-2009, 06:01 AM

It is as loose as my morals.

**XxSephirothxX** · 10-30-2009, 06:05 AM

You guys don't need to miss roto13! Just go to any other videogame site on the internet and you'll find him there.

**Momiji** · 10-30-2009, 06:08 AM

But that'd... require going to another video game site =<

What other site has religion threads that get derailed into CLAMP threads? None, I tell you.

**Timekeeper** · 10-30-2009, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Azar

You guys don't need to miss roto13! Just go to any other videogame site on the internet and you'll find him there.

Heresy!

**Quindiana Jones** · 10-30-2009, 10:31 AM

I don't really like the idea of living in the same house as a repeating genocidal maniac.

**xfrodobagginsx** · 12-03-2009, 04:50 AM

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer at the bottom of it from your heart to God.

**Christmas** · 12-03-2009, 05:01 AM

**Rantz** · 12-03-2009, 11:21 AM

I don't think this needed to be revived.

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