The Picture Thread of wishing Shlup was Wearing a Bacon Bikini

[Quindiana Jones]

Karate chops require an open palm

Only an amateur tenses up before they need to. Relax on the draw back, tense on strike. Noob.

Also, Chri$: I need to hear about this shark chase. xD

[qwertysaur]

Karate chops require an open palm

Only an amateur tenses up before they need to. Relax on the draw back, tense on strike. Noob.

Also, Chri$: I need to hear about this shark chase. xD

I'm a second degree black belt.

[Aibbie]

Wait now I know why you look familiar. Zeldy (a member on these forums) used to have that avatar!

Talking to me?

[Quindiana Jones]

Karate chops require an open palm

Only an amateur tenses up before they need to. Relax on the draw back, tense on strike. Noob.

Also, Chri$: I need to hear about this shark chase. xD

I'm a second degree black belt.

At sucking ass, yeah.

[qwertysaur]

Wait now I know why you look familiar. Zeldy (a member on these forums) used to have that avatar!

Talking to me?

Yup! It's a cool avatar

Karate chops require an open palm

Only an amateur tenses up before they need to. Relax on the draw back, tense on strike. Noob.

Also, Chri$: I need to hear about this shark chase. xD

I'm a second degree black belt.

At sucking ass, yeah.

The promotion test required me to spar with three people at once. One of them was the master of the school. I can use the sword, staff and Nunchaku quite well. I can also kick your ass in a fight, because I know the exact pressure points to take down a target fast.

[Quindiana Jones]

Take me down and suck my ass, yeah.

[Flying Mullet]

I can also kick your ass in a fight, because I know the exact pressure points to take down a target fast.

Actually, being Quin is reason enough for you to be able to kick his ass.

[Rodarian]

Allie ...can I pluck that cherry of yours too.....

You're just a horney wee bastard really aren't you.

I haven't had sex in two weeks.... :S

Well, if you'll let me stick some pineapples up your butt, I might consider it~

Sorry, its "Exit Only"

[NorthernChaosGod]

Take me down and suck my ass, yeah.

That is disgusting. But quite hilarious.

[rubah]

Sorry, its "Exit Only"

Of course it's not! Anal sex is no more disgusting than your sexism earlier!

[Quindiana Jones]

Also, nobody comes due to sexism.

[Fonzie]

Allie ...can I pluck that cherry of yours too.....

You're just a horney wee bastard really aren't you.

I haven't had sex in two weeks.... :S

Well, if you'll let me stick some pineapples up your butt, I might consider it~

Sorry, its "Exit Only"

Thank you for the sex update. xD

[Flying Mullet]

Also, nobody comes due to sexism.

What about an obedient wife walking over to her sexist husband when orders her over?

[Quindiana Jones]

I didn't want to use the dirty spelling.

[Levian]

me trying to look like a pedophile

y/n?

and a normal one so you won't get nightmares