The Picture Thread of wishing Shlup was Wearing a Bacon Bikini

[Shlup]

Went to the beach with TheAbominatrix (and others) yesterday.


It made for a great nap.


I loooove the beach.


Afterwards I went to a party. A party with looooots of booze.

[Necronopticous]

Eclipse?

:jinx:

[Flying Mullet]

Shlup, you know you tormented at least half of the members with no revealing pictures, right?

[Rantz]

I wonder how many people stopped at the third picture to try and catch a glimpse of something.

[Psychotic]

Well yeah, 'cause you can totally see her nipple in it. You just have to spend a lot of time staring at it to see it. Trust me, guys!

[Rye]

I wonder how many people stopped at the third picture to try and catch a glimpse of something.

.... Guilty as charged.

[Pheesh]

I'm sure you could photoshop something revealing onto one of them...

[Quindiana Jones]

I don't need to see nipples to get off over it, Psy.

Eurgh, I regretted that as soon as I typed it. But not enough to delete it! Enjoy!

[Rye]

I don't need to see nipples to get off over it, Psy.

Eurgh, I regretted that as soon as I typed it. But not enough to delete it! Enjoy!

You must be a happy man every time you see a mannequin with their top slipping off at M&S and Primark.

[Bunny]

I wonder how many people stopped at the third picture to try and catch a glimpse of something.

Third picture? Forget the third picture, the second picture has all the gloriousness in it. Cheez-its? On the beach? The life of kings.

[Momiji]

I went to look at the Cheez-its, and ended up seeing the old guy lurking in the background. It's kind of disturbing. Almost like he's sprouting out of Shlup's head.

No, I can't unsee that.

[Imperfectionist]

I went to look at the Cheez-its, and ended up seeing the old guy lurking in the background. It's kind of disturbing. Almost like he's sprouting out of Shlup's head.

No, I can't unsee that.

Haha his head looks like a Malteaser XD

I love the two guys in the fourth picture having a little snuggle, so adorable

[Quindiana Jones]

I don't need to see nipples to get off over it, Psy.

Eurgh, I regretted that as soon as I typed it. But not enough to delete it! Enjoy!

You must be a happy man every time you see a mannequin with their top slipping off at M&S and Primark.

I work in a clothes shop, love. And they don't let me dress the mannequins anymore.

DISCLAIMER: It was either that or some "manneQUIN" based pun.

[Rye]

I'm one of those people who feel great embarrassment for mannequins who have nip slips or wigs that are askew and have to cover them up and fix them. Is that weird?

[Quindiana Jones]

Not as weird as the fact that I hug my mannequins.

Fact of the day: mannequins are actually AMAZING huggers.