dirty limerick thread [p]

[NeoCracker]

At least I'm ryming with s sounds, and not trying to rhyme s and t sounds.

Quin was trying to get back
The groove he currently lacked
He tried loving darkies
But stook with the honkies
Cause he couldn't compete with the Black

[Raistlin]

To all the failures, the t in Raist is silent.

... huh?

EDIT:

BRAS (AS IN CARS)

... huh?

[Moon Rabbits]

I AM RHYMING RAIS (AS IN RACE) WITH ASS (AS IN ASS) AND BRAS (AS IN CARS)

I neva lol'd so much in my life.

i sat here for a good five minutes trying to come up with something and failed miserably. i'm better at being morgue serious or flippant and annoying than i am at being actually funny. someone do me~~~~ be sure the theme is prostitution.

[Quindiana Jones]

Moon Rabbits, the Canadian scum,
enjoys allsorts being shoved up his bum.
The reason is clear:
he's desperately queer,
But hush now! Don't tell his mum!

Or, if you need prostitution :

Gay hookers are hard to find,
but it's a challenge Moon Rabbits won't mind.
He's desperate for sex
but terribly vexed,
as no man will go near his behind.

I hope you don't find them genuinely offensive or anything.

[Moon Rabbits]

Oh ho ho ho~

edit: new custom title in order ...

[rubah]

I read them all.

[Raistlin]

I suck? Pffft, I came up with those in like 20 seconds, and it's more important that they sound ok than that they have the exact number of syllables.

Err.... I mean, I spent ages on those things and they are obviously brilliant!

[Psychotic]

I suck

qft

[NeoCracker]

To all the failures, the t in Raist is silent.

... huh?

I imagine if they shorten your name to Raist from Raistlin, the T will remain silent, unless of course you pronounce Raistlin by sounding out the T. However the other two poems with Raist attempted to rhyme it with words ending in T's that are sounded out.

[Raistlin]

... why would the "T" in Raistlin be silent in the first place?

[NeoCracker]

I've never heard of a T in the middle of multiple constants pronounced.

Besides, pronouncing the T just makes it sound silly.

Edit: Everywhere else seems to pronounce the T as well. Thats just plain odd...

[The Man]

... why would the "T" in Raistlin be silent in the first place?

it's French, bitch

[Jiro]

Everybody hated poor Psy
So he sat in a corner to cry
He couldn't get laid
Even if he paid
So everybody said "poor guy"

There once was a CK named Eest
Who could rise without any yeast
The ladies all glanced
He tore of his pants
He showed them his very own beast

I once knew a guy named Quin
Who ladies thought was made of win
At his clothes they tore
Always asking for more
But when he was done he put them in the bin

[Quindiana Jones]

I AM QUIN. I DISPOSE OF WOMEN IN A DEROGATORY FASHION.

Love it.

Jiro, a hero from Oz;
a lazy old tosser, he was!
But a dragon attack
turned the whole world black,
till our hero punched him in the snoz.

The dragon was thrown from its tower
and fled before Jiro's power.
The people rejoiced,
which made him quite moist,
and now he's in need of a shower!

[Moon Rabbits]

I read them all.

Won~

The weird noises in the background make this like ... EXPERIMENTAL. mannnnnnnn.

edit: I'm impressed with how you handled Raist's. Oiiiiiii vey. Saying some of these out loud is apparently difficult.

edit again: After having "do me do me do me and make the theme prostitution" read back to me I realize that the way I type online is ... uh, special~~ Though those tildes should make it "MEEEEEEEEEEE" rather than just repated imho~~~

bed time now.