I love you rubah. Like...actually love you. I'm heading to yours now to marry you.
It was only during rubah's reading that I realised how brilliant the Moon Rabbits ones are. xD
I love you rubah. Like...actually love you. I'm heading to yours now to marry you.
It was only during rubah's reading that I realised how brilliant the Moon Rabbits ones are. xD
... huh? If I were you, I'd sue my old English teachers.Originally Posted by NeoCracker
I've never heard of a T in the middle of multiple constants pronounced.
Wrestle? Consonants? Consists? Resists? Temptress?
Like, I just thought of all those in like 2 seconds man.
edit: Heartless, sports, sultry, filth, plinth, subtle.
To be fair, I don't pronounce the t in "wrestle", which is the only word there with the same combination of consonants as "Raistlin"... but nevermind that, it's getting off-topic! More limericks!
I didn't write this one, but I found it slightly amusing:
A new farmer's helper named Kull
Accidentally was milking a bull
The farmer said, "Boy yer dumb,
You done milked the wrong one!"
Said the boy, "But me whole bucket's full."
The only time the "T" isn't pronounced that I can think of is for "-estle," (e.g., wrestle, trestle). That is an exception, not the rule.
I can't think well enough for my own right now, so here's another amusing one I found:
On the tits of a barmaid named Gayle,
Were tattooed prices of beer, stout, and Ale,
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was precisely the same, but in Braille.
there once was a wizard from Lourdes
who liked to eat other men's turds
when he sampled Psy
he shouted oh my!
the shit's to exquisite for words!
There once was a bunny named Bunny
It would be said that his nose was runny
He asked for a Kleenex
and instead got some earwax
And now he is covered in goo.
You know, now that I think about it, out side of these supposed 'exception' words, I can't even think of a word that has t in between multiple consonants....The only time the "T" isn't pronounced that I can think of is for "-estle," (e.g., wrestle, trestle). That is an exception, not the rule.
There once was a boy named Quin
Who lived in a Biffa Bin
He whored himself out
He'd scream & he'd shout
Till someone'd give him a spin
There once was a duck named Psy
The other ducks made him cry
They splashed water at him
And they called him a Tim'
All because he could not fly
what about eestlinc?You know, now that I think about it, out side of these supposed 'exception' words, I can't even think of a word that has t in between multiple consonants....The only time the "T" isn't pronounced that I can think of is for "-estle," (e.g., wrestle, trestle). That is an exception, not the rule.
I'm not sure why you keep going on about "multiple consonants" xD There aren't any bad consonant clusters here (ngth!); they're just two syllables jammed together. there are plenty of examples of "st" where the t is pronounced, and in these cases you'd just say one syllable then say the next.
You know, now that I think about it, out side of these supposed 'exception' words, I can't even think of a word that has t in between multiple consonants....The only time the "T" isn't pronounced that I can think of is for "-estle," (e.g., wrestle, trestle). That is an exception, not the rule.
Names really don't count, as the person making the name can basically make it sound anyway they want, and th is a bit different as that creates another sound all together.what about eestlinc?You know, now that I think about it, out side of these supposed 'exception' words, I can't even think of a word that has t in between multiple consonants....The only time the "T" isn't pronounced that I can think of is for "-estle," (e.g., wrestle, trestle). That is an exception, not the rule.
I'm not sure why you keep going on about "multiple consonants" xD There aren't any bad consonant clusters here (ngth!); they're just two syllables jammed together. there are plenty of examples of "st" where the t is pronounced, and in these cases you'd just say one syllable then say the next.
Though yeah, I couldn't even think of the words with STR or other such ones. XD
Regardless, it sounds better without the t being sounded, so meh.
qft.
also a limerick requires more than a rhyme scheme and a joke. there must be rhythm!
There once was a man named Jeremy
Little girls would all cry "please don't stare at me!"
So he climbed up a tree
Where no one could see
And from there he observed them quite merrily. ;0
To be sans remorse,
The trick is, of course
To follow the rules
You learned in school
For pronouncing the name of your horse.
my cat really liked when I read that one aloud
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