I AM QUIN. I DISPOSE OF WOMEN IN A DEROGATORY FASHION.

Love it.

Jiro, a hero from Oz;
a lazy old tosser, he was!
But a dragon attack
turned the whole world black,
till our hero punched him in the snoz.

The dragon was thrown from its tower
and fled before Jiro's power.
The people rejoiced,
which made him quite moist,
and now he's in need of a shower!