Never been drunk! Never will be, I say.
Never been drunk! Never will be, I say.
I don't drink but my wife does. She got drunk at her company's Christmas party. I wouldn't have known though if she hadn't come stumbling through the doorway. I find that's the best time for nonsense conversation that she wouldn't normally indulge in. Geeking out on time travel discussion is rather fun with a drunk person.I've only seen her drunk a few times in our relationship and I've never seen her do anything stupid, just silly conversations.
I got horribly drunk on pure vodka way back in February: screwdrivers, Mudshakes, and capfuls of Smirnoff. The house I was in was hotter than hell, looked like crap, and smelled like cat piss, menthol cigarettes and weed. I was enjoying it (I'm a happy drunk), but when I went outside for what seemed to be the hundredth time for some fresh air, I fell into a snowbank unintentionally and realized I had no control over what I was doing. That freaked theout of me, and my emotions turned so quick from pure bliss to serious to scared to bawling to dying on the floor.
Was not fun, but definitely funny looking back. I haven't had vodka since then, I prefer wine mostly nowadays (I find everything more tolerable, haha), and rum is great too.
I don't get drunk very often, and I'm not a very entertaining drunk, so I don't have many dumb drunk stories. However, I have been hungover 1) at my college graduation, and 2) in front of my relatives, which were both entertaining if you were in my head, because I was struggling constantly to act normally and not throw up everywhere.
Obviously he didn't mention that because it was the best thing he's done while drunk.Originally Posted by Yar
Well I'm glad that kiss meant as much to you as it did to me.
Damn...I've done a bit of drinking in my day, I think one of the worst (and embarassing in retrospect) things I've done is waking up in someone's house. Did I know these people? No. Did they know me? Apparently so.
I usually remember things quite well, but that night I don't have a single damn memory except for a friend of mine falling down the stairs and me saying "Gimme another."
I think I've told this story to Nikki...>.>
I was 17, shut the hell up people...
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
I've done a few very dumb things whilst drunk.
but it's so ridiculous that smurf that, i'm not telling a bunch of pseudo-strangers on the webz.
just woke up, noticed that i made this thread... raaaaaaaaad. anyway guess i didn't say my worst drunk story. 2 new years ago i got warlord drunk and ended up banging some broad in a wet bathtub while people at the party kept coming in to piss. it is actually pretty funny to look back on though.
She looks so pretty in her casket, I'm in love with a corpse!
[QUOTE=guffman;2761950ended it is actually pretty funny to look back on though.[/QUOTE]
Most of these stories are.
at least you didn’t drink jizz
I took my clothes off (left underwear) and marched around my living room that was filled with roughly 50 people at the time. I was singing some song as well but I can't remember what it was. Then I fell over and almost broke my table.
I have countless stories. One that springs to mind is when I was 17. I had a fake ID and it was so badly made that the first time I used it, the bouncer knew straight away basically told me to smurfoff or I was barred. I convinced my friends that all was not lost. So me, being the messy drunk I was at the time decided it was a great idea to sneak in 'round the back. Thing was, going this way while drunk is near impossible when trying to avoid injury.
We jumped over a 6 foot high gate and had to remain on a ledge to not fall into a canal. Of course, one of my friends did by accident but we got him before he could float off (and he miraculously stayed reasonably dry even though it happened. Now the silly part. In order to get to the nightclub we had to walk through the hotel part (as it was both). I checked the smoking area door, it was closed. Just our luck, 'cos this mean't we had to walk through the room where everyone was having their meal for the night. Now you can just imagine how this looks; Four guys, one who was that drunk my mate had to help him stay on his feet if needs be, me, and the guy who was drenched from waist to foot in river water. It's embarressing thinking about it but at the time we didn't give a
Str8 Pimpin'
I never stay in the happy drunk stage for long, I drink too much and end up in the not-even-able-to-speak drunk phase were I just can't even keep my head up. It's not good. I got kicked out of a club for being too drunk once and I fell over in some glass and laughed when my legs were bleeding.
There are many many things that have happened whilst I have been wasted which I will not go into.
Let's go clubbing together.
Stop drinking then you moron.
There is no signature here. Move along.
I had 0.7L of pure vodka in under 30 minutes, by the double. I remember faceplanting a table.
Then I woke up wondering how I got in my bed and where the hell my pants were.
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
