ugh... i htink we need a druink thred.

[Crop]

Someone told me last time I was drunk I almost got into a fight in a club and was doing The Rock's 'Bring it on' hand movement.
For one, I have neither the attitude or strength of The Rock.
And for two, I don't think I have the strength to take on an 11 year old girl when the sun is in her eyes.

[Quindiana Jones]

That's what the sneaky Punt is for, Crop.

[Rad Bromance]

My first hangover was enough to make me never drink again.

[Quindiana Jones]

Wuss.

[Unbreakable Will]

C'mon, a hangover kept you from drinking? Have some more of the creature when you get one and it'll take the edge off

[guffman]

My first hangover was enough to make me never drink again.

wow... i had no idea there were so many freakin squares on this forum. i dont trust a person who doesn't drink. and i'm not saying you gotta drink all the time or in excess, but seriously... what the hell?

[Unbreakable Will]

I showed up to a party, and before anyone had gotten there besides me, I saw the host (a rather large man) who was in a football helmet that was too small, and he had a 2/3 empty bottle of Jack hanging from his fingertips singing (I kid you not) "Henry the 8th I am". He was then seen talking to a tree...>.>
Later the same guy asked if there were any 'blackies' around and before we could tell him yes he started telling rascist jokes.

[Mirage]

Sounds awesome

[Marshall Banana]

I don't trust a person who doesn't drink chocolate milk.

[Shoeberto]

I had 0.7L of pure vodka in under 30 minutes, by the double. I remember faceplanting a table.

Then I woke up wondering how I got in my bed and where the hell my pants were.

Woooow.

Most of my drunk stories are relatively tame. I just act really silly, say goofy and drunk dial people. I haven't drank so much yet that I've blacked out/thrown up/etc. Usually I'm smart enough to cut myself off before then xD

[guffman]

I don't trust a person who doesn't drink chocolate milk.

....ugh

[Sephex]

I had 0.7L of pure vodka in under 30 minutes, by the double. I remember faceplanting a table.

Then I woke up wondering how I got in my bed and where the hell my pants were.

Reminds me of the time I finished an entire fifth of Captain Morgan straight in less than two hours. Half of it was in 30 minutes. This is the only time I ever blacked out completely and retain zero memory from what happened, aside from glimpses here and there.

That was pretty much a wake up call for me to tone it down.

[Marshall Banana]

I don't trust a person who doesn't drink chocolate milk.

....ugh

You don't like chocolate milk!?

[scrumpleberry]

What a freak!

[Unbreakable Will]

D:< Chocolate milk is the best milk of all!