I showed up to a party, and before anyone had gotten there besides me, I saw the host (a rather large man) who was in a football helmet that was too small, and he had a 2/3 empty bottle of Jack hanging from his fingertips singing (I kid you not) "Henry the 8th I am". He was then seen talking to a tree...>.>
Later the same guy asked if there were any 'blackies' around and before we could tell him yes he started telling rascist jokes.