I'm pretty sure I never listen to songs that have inappropriate lyrics . . . because I'm a Mormon, you know. We're not allowed.

Kidding!

But I really don't think I know any songs that have stuff like that in them. Well, wait . . . Jimmy Eat World covered a Heatmiser song that has the F word in it . . . I guess that counts. Oh . . . and Something Corporate (laugh if you must) has a line that goes "f[word] you Jordan" that I love to scream because I had an ex with the same name.

Okay, never mind. Totally.