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    Default A Jonas Brother is married

    Kevin Jonas, the eldest of the Jonas Brothers, has tied the knot with his fiance, Danielle Deleasa, in Long Island amidst a blizzard; alas, it would be a "winter wonderland" or a "marshmellow world" made for sweethearts. His two younger brothers, Joe and Nick, were his best men at their wedding ceremony.
    Is that your final answer?

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    Why they hell did he come to Long Island to get married? xD Do you know which town? I'm curious if it was near me.

    EDIT: Cold Spring Harbor? At least it wasn't Chateu La Mer.


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    Oheka Castle

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    Really because someone sent me a picture of him naked being licked by a boy

    edit: Actually I think it was another Jonas but it was one of them

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    People actually care about this?

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    Ah, the insignificant one. XD
    Congrats to him!

    ...We could be heroes...


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    Apparently. Somehow.

    EDIT: in response to Bunny.

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    Their wedding sounds amazing.

    One of the Jonas brothers is no longer a viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirgin. Here's hoping things went well for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Their wedding sounds amazing.

    One of the Jonas brothers is no longer a viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirgin. Here's hoping things went well for him.
    I have to imagine that being that inexperienced and thus incompetent on your wedding night is not a good thing.

    This amuses me greatly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits View Post
    Really because someone sent me a picture of him naked being licked by a boy

    edit: Actually I think it was another Jonas but it was one of them
    The image in burned into my mind. And yes it really did look like one them

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Alas, the Jonas bachelors are now down to two.
    Is that your final answer?

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    wow one of them finaly got a beard...

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Their wedding sounds amazing.

    One of the Jonas brothers is no longer a viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirgin. Here's hoping things went well for him.
    I have to imagine that being that inexperienced and thus incompetent on your wedding night is not a good thing.

    This amuses me greatly.
    Discovering sex together from scratch is fun!

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    Assuming she isn't a filthy dirty whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Assuming she isn't a filthy dirty whore.
    If she was, he wouldn't have married her.
    Is that your final answer?

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