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    You look tired. Want me to hold your breasts?



    ... I suck (could also be seen as a pick-up line, y'know).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Renmiri View Post
    Bah, no one flirts with me
    Its because men are too intimidated by your intelligence, so instead they admire you from a distance.
    Oh dear... Gotta fix that then.. I will study me some Sarah Palin speeches. That oughta down my IQ Also. You betcha.

    Quote Originally Posted by Breine View Post
    You look tired. Want me to hold your breasts?



    ... I suck (could also be seen as a pick-up line, y'know).
    Err.. you have to flirt with Wolf, and he has no breasts.. Not that we know of...
    Me and my kids have dragon eggs:



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    I just killed your boyfriend. Need a hug?

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    Err.. you have to flirt with Wolf, and he has no breasts.. Not that we know of...
    Check again, men have breasts.

    Goldenboko, my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't contain it.

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    Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book; you solve all my
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    You're an attractive woman. Here drink this, and lets go back to my place.

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    To me you're like Burger King and I'm McDonalds, you can have it your way and I'll be lovin' it.
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    Hi!

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    Hi Guardian XIII. I'd like you to let loose your throbbing member upon my person.

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    Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven, Quin? :3
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    "Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV

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    Grin

    *sexors newbie*

    I miss typing that =)

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    Hey PG. How 'bout I make you an 18+?

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

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    I've got glitter....

    In my pants.

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    Melissa, you've been a bad girl! Go to my room! Now!

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