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    Default Man-complishments

    Things you've done or never done that make you feel more like a man.

    1. Never watched The Notebook
    2. Shot something
    3. Half-court 3 pointer
    4. First alcoholic beverage
    5. Never cross-dressed
    6. Had sexual relations
    7. Never watched Titanic

    etc.

    What are your Man-complishments?

    Ladies, you can have at it too ;D

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    I post about how manly I am on EoFF.

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    Since my list would make War and Peace look like a pamphlet, I will refrain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnbreakableWill View Post
    1. Never watched The Notebook
    2. Shot something
    3. Half-court 3 pointer
    4. First alcoholic beverage
    6. Had sexual relations
    Check for all of these.

    Caught, cleaned, filleted, and cooked my own fish.
    Know how to drive stick
    Learned to drift properly



    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Once, when I was probably sixteen, I was watching my baby sister and put her down for nap. I went out the garage with my dad's pellet gun and a cigarette and did a bit of target practice
    That's smurfing hot. ;]

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    I drink apple martinis and pretend to menstruate—I say to make my female friends feel better, but in truth because I envy them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnbreakableWill View Post
    6. Had sexual relations
    With something other than a pillow with a picture on it, right?

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    Going with the stereotypical manly things:

    -Change car tires (as well as pull studs out of winter tires)
    -Drive a 3-Wheeler and a Ski-Doo before I hit adolescence
    -Able to start either without an electric starter
    -Know the difference between gas and mix gas by smell (sorta)
    -Used a shotgun and know how to load it (been a long time since I've done that though)
    -Sorta can drive stick, just not a good idea to let me.
    -Fix small things around the house as well as install them
    -Operate a low horsepower boat motor

    Probably other things that I cannot think of right now either...

    Most of this stuff is more of me being a country boy than anything and my dad's doing. He had wanted to teach me how to drive a bulldozer before I went to university, though he never did. I still don't know why he wanted to. Part of the logic is that he can operate a lot of that stuff thus he thinks he should teach me too, I think.


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    I'm somewhat handy with tools
    I can burp like, twice as loud as Huxley can!
    I (could) outdrink Huxley. (I've lost a lot of weight and I don't eat enough anymore, so I'm become lightweight. )
    I like cars...? I mean, everyone does, but I always rave about cars down the street when I look at them and the models and none of the guys I've ever dated cared about cares - makes me feel manly!

    I can't think of any more. I bet Huxley can though.


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    I'm getting a Masters degree. Oh, that doesn't sound so manly? It's a Masters in war.

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    Never watched The Notebook
    First alcoholic beverage
    Had sexual relations
    Never watched Titanic
    Know how to manual

    If nobody had said these then I would never have thought of them. I am not very manly.

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    I liked The Notebook

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Never watched The Notebook
    First alcoholic beverage
    Had sexual relations
    Never watched Titanic
    Know how to manual

    If nobody had said these then I would never have thought of them. I am not very manly.
    You're probably more manly than someone who thinks having their first drink is manly.

    When you get up to number 20 in one night without falling down, then you can start talking about drinking being manly.

    But in all seriousness kids, don't do that.

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    I wear aviators. Does that count? Aviators are pretty manly. I mean, I look like a dick, but a manly dick right?

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