Omegle - Chat with a Stranger

[Dignified Pauper]

Stranger: hi
You: Quick, we can't talk now, this is bat county.
Stranger: oh !
You: Please, decide, do we travel North or West?!
Stranger: West
You: Okay! West it is!
Stranger: Hurry
Stranger: Theres not much time
You: We're going! Bats are fast, but our rocket-car is faster!
Stranger: ZOOOOM
You: ZOOOOOOOM!
Stranger: We hit one what now?!?!?!
You: ... dinner?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: what i had in mind
You: I'll take the left leg and the left wing.
Stranger: cool i only like the rigth wing
Stranger: WHAT, WHAT IS THAT?
Stranger: SPACESHIP!
You: What then shall we do!?
You: Friend or foe!?
Stranger: I DONT KNOW
Stranger: Hurry the rays are xcoming
You: ... I say we offer the bat remains as a token of peace.
Stranger: yea
You: If they accept, we'll know we're safe!
Stranger: unless there vegetarians
You: ... the worst kind of aliens.
You: if they are vegetarians, then let's make a pact
You: for every animal they don't eat, let's eat three
Stranger: ok
You: Good.
Stranger: Im happy
You: I'm scared.
Stranger: me to but happy
You: That said, this is my stop. Adieu.

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[Bastian]

Stranger: hey watchaaaa doinggggg
You: wondering what I'm doing.
You: I think I'm typing.
Stranger: kinda bored here lol, you wanna have some fun?
Stranger: do you have a cam?
You: What does fun consist of? Vampires?
You: Zooooooop!
Stranger: i got one, it's just, please tell me your over 18, i hate all these children on here
You: I'm 7.
Stranger: ok cool, can never be sure, bunch of little kids running around on here
You: blip
Stranger: alright well im gonna show you something on my cam ok?
You: a dinosaur?
Stranger: okay, go to MyWebcamCrush.com - Who's Got a Crush on You!, its like omegle but with webcams , just accept my chat invite on the left hand side i think, its all free
You: auf wiedersehn!
Stranger: lemme know, im gonna disconnect on here, ill be waiting for you on there, im gonna go grab my one bra i just bought, i wanna show you it! haha

[Dignified Pauper]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMG!
You: HURRY!
Stranger: what
You: WE CAN'T STAY HERE!
Stranger: you're dead
You: IT'S BAT COUNTRY
Stranger: godga
Stranger: ok
You: Do we travel North or West?
Stranger: i always travel west
Stranger: west coast BAY-BAY
You: We travel West along route 66
You: We come to an old bar
You: Quick, what drug are you taking?
Stranger: pcp
You: Good, I'm taking acid.
Stranger: niceee
Stranger: smurfed out of our brains, yo
You: We walk in and the people start morphing into alligator people
You: you goto the bar and order a drink, what do you order?
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: gin and tonic bay bay
You: I start talking to a wall.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i enjoy that as well
Stranger: then i order jager bombs for the whole bar
Stranger: and i use your money to pay
You: you drink your drinks and then we rendevouz at the car
You: We're to meet the Supreme Patriarch of Oregon
Stranger: what
You: We'll gather instructions there!
You: Don't worry
Stranger: you mean inmate # 3438098
You: the wall told me
You: PRECISELY! You talked to the wall too?
Stranger: yes apparently i did
Stranger: jager will do that to you
You: Black outs are a mystical force
You: be prepared, we're entering the mountains of the nomads!
You: A fierce race of sober christians!
Stranger: i smurfing love oregon
Stranger: lets make pot brownies with an easy bake oven
You: GOOD Thinking! We can offer them as a peace offering
Stranger: yessssss
You: and once the effects get by, we can sneak through
You: I knew you were the Chosen One!
Stranger: and then what
Stranger: what is our mission
You: After sneaking by the Christians, we arrive at the prison
You: how do we enter this thing!?
Stranger: i would distract the guard with sesame street role play
Stranger: i am big bird
Stranger: he is ernie
Stranger: we are to be wed
You: PERFECT!
You: While you are doing that, I will be Oscar the Grouch
You: wed you two
You: and we'll say we want your honeymoon to be a conjugal visit
Stranger: yes
You: that will be where we club him over the head with a spoon!
Stranger: amazing!
Stranger: then we find The Inmate?
You: Yes!
You: Oh no! We're at an impasse in our passing
You: what do we do?
Stranger: i've got to be unstoppable
You: Do we, make out? Dual? Take the up stairs?
Stranger: i have maggots to throw in people's eyes
Stranger: does that work
You: Yes!
You: You use the maggots on the guard's eyes
You: The guard is blinded
You: We take his keys and roll him down the stairs
You: Hooray, we have found The Inmate
You: The inmate asks you one question.
You: "What?"
Stranger: i feel bad about the maggots
Stranger: that was inhumane
You: you answer?
Stranger: can we give him a brownie
You: the Inmate or the guard?
Stranger: the guard
You: sure
Stranger: that was smurfed up
Stranger: ok ok
You: it will help him with his pain
Stranger: so now
Stranger: The Inmate says "What"
Stranger: and i reply
You: yes
Stranger: "why the smurf do Rosie O'Donnell's feet smell so smurfing bad?"
Stranger: and he replies
You: "While your answer is admirable, the ability to answer that question is beyond me and is entirely offensive."
Stranger: whattt
Stranger: no
You: He then reaches into your eye sockets, rips them out, and you die.
You: He then rips out my trache
Stranger: YOU LOST THE GAME
You: The end.
You have disconnected.

[G13]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Yo
Stranger: asl
You: No thanks
Stranger: yyyy
You: I already ate
Stranger: huh
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Edit: What's with all this "click this and see me naked" bunk?

[Namelessfengir]

on there what does "sta" mean?

i havent been saving my logs but next time i have a good one a will

[Badge]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: I'm lookiing for a female over 25, disconnect please if you're not
You: I'm 60 does that count?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BEST CONVERSATION EVER
Why couldn't I get anyone cool like you guys?

[Chloe.]

I was talking to an 18 year old male from America and he wanted a naked picture of me so I disconnected. I wanna try and get a funny conversation like you guys have.

[Dignified Pauper]

Usually, you have to start the conversation fast and catch them off guard. BE PATIENT PADOWANS!

[Quindiana Jones]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Christ! There's a bear in my oatmeal!
You: What do I do?
Stranger: who said what??
You: The bear said it wants to kill me!
Stranger: oh no!!!1
You: IT'S GOT A GUN!
Stranger: u need to call the police!!!!!
Stranger: or run
You: The Llama Police?
Stranger: that wrks too
You: I'll do both!
Stranger: yea!!!
Stranger: YAY!!!!
Stranger: u do that
Stranger: teehee
You: Oh bugger, the bear ate the llamas...
You: At least I still have legs!
Stranger: i thought that bears only ate vegetables, fruits and ffish
You: It keeps throwing acid tabs at me!
Stranger: what colour bear is it???
You: Teal.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: kk
You: Though it's fangs are the colour of Ghengis Khans beard.
You: And it has a tongue the shape of a walrus' laugh
Stranger: wow u got ur self the rare fanged ghengis khans, walrus laugh, killer bear!!!!!
You: And it won't stop making inappropriate jokes about teachers!
Stranger: dnt kill it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I couldn't if I tried!
Stranger: yay
Stranger: just run
You: It's covered in a layer of bulletproof magnolias!
Stranger: of course
You: Besides which, I don't even have a gun...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: just run and let it get tired!!!!
Stranger: XD
Stranger: u'll be fine
Stranger: or u cud give it ur porridge??
You: But it's just taking a kilo of heroin!
Stranger: that works too
You: It'll never tire!
You: It doesn't want to eat the porridge, it just wants to hide in it! It told me.
Stranger: well, theres only one thing u can do now
You: Rescue a badger?
Stranger: write a will giving everything u own to me
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: XD
You: I own nothing but a variety of STDs.
Stranger: tthat works
Stranger: teehee
You: And a tendency to attract bears.
Stranger: i love bears
Stranger: but snakes are better
Stranger: lol
Stranger: aanyways im sorry it had to end like this
Stranger: but b4 u die, theres sumfin i really need to tell u
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: i love u
Stranger: and i alway will
Stranger: so when u die, u know at least one person will show up to ur funeral
Stranger: XD
Stranger: but i must go be4 the bear starts attaccking me
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: i love u
Stranger: and good bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

At the end I decided to see how long they could go on for without my participation.

[Dignified Pauper]

I own nothing but a variety of STDs.

This made me LOL!

[themagicroundabout]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: How long can we maintain? I wonder.
You: How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then?
Stranger: i want find a girl to smurf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

No point mentioning the bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

[Psychotic]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, i'm looking for a horny female to tell me to jerk off and finger my ass!
You: Jerk off and finger your ass.
Stranger: you f?
You: My name is Harold Tubbs. I like bears.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dignified Pauper]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Quick
You: There's an elephant in the room!
Stranger: what?
You: What is its subject!?
Stranger: oh my god
You: what are we ignoring that we should be discussing
You: hurry, answer, so he'll go away
Stranger: existence of god
You: Whew, he just disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
Stranger: uh
You: Thank goodness we got that awkwardness out of the way.
Stranger: i see
You: Anyway, God huh?
Stranger: yeah
You: Do you believe in a god or a God?
Stranger: depends on how u define it
You: I suppose.
You: I define it like this:
You: when my problems show me how big they are
You: I show them how big my God is.
You: And he wipes away them all!
You: With fury and vengeance
You: what about your definition?
Stranger: i don't believe in any type of it
Stranger: so i don't define it
You: That's an honest response.
You: But that's irrelevant right now
You: This is bat country
You: we can't stop here
You: do we go west or south?
Stranger: north
You: Good answer!
You: We head north to an abandoned cottage of cheese.
You: Makes the term cottage cheese very literal
You: Inside, we find a crooked old crone
You: with disabled legs
You: but she walks just fine
You: should we sex her?
Stranger: no
Stranger: we're gay
You: Awesome!
You: Even better.
You: So we ask her for rubbers
You: She doesn't have any
You: And I have AIDS
You: what do we do!?
Stranger: condom
You: We don't have any!
Stranger: we jerk off
You: ...
You: You're terrible at this game.
You have disconnected.

[G13]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sta?
You: Maybe later. I'm full right now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi is Phyllis there?
Stranger: yes
You: May I speak with her?
Stranger: no, she's not feeling well
You: GOD DAMMIT!
You have disconnected.

[Moon Rabbits]

Stranger: Hi, i'm looking for a horny female to tell me to jerk off and finger my ass!
You: Jerk off and finger your ass.

And yet we censor smurf and