I think we need a new filter for.
I think we need a new filter for
Nice bit of Spanish imo.Originally Posted by OMEGLE
I'm never going back again though, some of the people creep me out way too much.
I'm not very funnyYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
You: OMG
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: WHAT
You: THERE'S A KITTEN!
You: >=D
You: GIANT KITTEN
You: NOT A CAT
Stranger: JESUS smurf
You: GET IN THE CAR!
Stranger: I DONT SEE ANY LIONS WHY WOULD I
You: THERE'S Raoul Duke
You: GET IN THE LION!
Stranger: JESUS smurf GET IN THE CAR
You: AHHHH
You: GO!
You: LEFT OR RIGHT!
Stranger: UP
You: LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION
You: *we fly away*
Stranger: Safety?
You: *shot down by a fighter jet*
Stranger: JESUS CHRIST
You: *kitten eats us*
You: *the end*
Stranger: Aweomse
Stranger: *hi fives*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMG
You: I
You: I just died in your arms tonight
You: And so did this conversation
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: not too bad, and you?
You: good
Stranger: marvellous
You: *flips through small-talk handbook*
Stranger: indeed
You: How's your family?
Stranger: average sized
You: Cool
Stranger: how's the weather?
You: *checks handbook*
You: Well, now we need to experiment sexually, I guess
Stranger: right
You: Sooo....
Stranger: yes?
You: Idk
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
You: and a half
You: the half is what counts
Stranger: very much so
You: indeed
Stranger: of course
You: OF COURSE!
Stranger: mais oui, mais oui
You: Arggg
You: French!
Stranger: not as such
You: MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
You: *dies*
Stranger: bon chance
Stranger: well, thats not a good eventuality
Stranger: still dead?
You: haha
You: found a computer in heaven
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: very resourceful
You: Funny, I'm actually agnostic....
Stranger: I was getting to that bit
You: Wait, no, I didn't just say that
Stranger: you'll get disconnected
You: NO, I DON'T WANNA GO DOWN THERE
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: heaven isn't going to like agnostics knocking around
You: ooo
You: I found a computer in hell
You: wait a sec...
Stranger: runs windows, I assume?
You: RICHARD SIMMONS PORN!
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: on a Dell most likely
You: OMG\
You: IT'S AN IMAC!
Stranger: someone must have misplaced it
You: OMG
You: A kitten!
You: Yay
You: AHHHHHHH
You: MY FACE
Stranger: okay..
You: OMG
You: A LION!
You: THERES
You: NO
You: CAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
Stranger: Hmm
You: ooo
You: the computer changed....
You: Windows 98?
You: ...
You: Well....
Stranger: bit advanced for hell
You: Great, it crashed
And one last one just cuz:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I refuse
Stranger: i refuse too
Stranger: soooooooooo
You: You must be a mute
You: And a enuch
Stranger: so do you¸
You: You're currently googling enuch
You: How's the searching
Stranger: hows YOUR searching
Stranger: bitch
You: Learn to internet
You: There is no bitches on the internet
You: Because females don't exist
Stranger: ooohhhhhhhhh i see
Stranger: youre right
Stranger: there is no vagina on earth
You: I'm also right
Stranger: yes you are
You: And even right too
Stranger: and more
Stranger: and more
Stranger: and more
You: If there was vagina there would be world peace
Stranger: youre definitly my role model !
Stranger: but if you have a vagina....
Stranger: youre not
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA
You: ...
You: I'm going to write that down
You: "If there was vagina there would be world peace" ~You
You: So eloquent
You: I should write a book
Stranger: you said that
Stranger: definitly !
You: Exactly you said that
You: I am You
You: You are just someone trying to be You
Stranger: "World peace with vaginas"
Stranger: i am me and you.
Stranger: and god
Stranger: and Miley xcyrus
You: You are virgin
Stranger: AND YOU ?????
You: Somewhere along the way there was supposed to an "a" but it did't make it
You: I told you there is no vagina in the world
You: Do you not listen?!
Stranger: YOU DONT
You: No that's You
You: God
You: Why must you be so daft
Stranger: yessssssssssssss
You: I can't take this anymore
You: Please read my book when it comes out
You: Btw I'm a woman
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: hi
You: ARE YOU A ROBOT!
Stranger: m or f
You: i'm a f.
You: for faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Also,True story.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 18 f usa
Stranger: sta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I find that every time I use Omegle I always end up getting some girl's MSN.
and it seems like I still haven't lost my touch. Heh.
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INTERNET SEX WITH GIRLS.
Bold = official Omegle text, written by neither You nor Stranger.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: massive
Stranger: wank
You: GOD DAMN IT NOT YOU AGAIN.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what
You: DUDE, I TOLD YOU THAT I DON'T WANT TO smurfING TALK TO YOU.
Stranger: ???
Stranger: damnit!
Stranger: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to have been logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 8675309. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered into our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 8675309 is entered into the database.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The 8675309 part annoyed me >:</>|
*Edit*You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You enter a clearing in the forest from the south. The trees grow too thick to pass to the west, and the path appears to be growing dark and dangerous to the north. You can see the sun above the trees, sinking in the east; perhaps that would be the safest way to escape this natural maze. Which way do you go?
Stranger: the eastttttt
You: You have been eaten by a grue.
You have disconnected.
Yeah... one of my friends pointed out that I mixed east and west up when I was talking to this guy. Now I think the stranger kind of deserved to be eaten by a grue for not noticing that I apparently have a horrible sense of direction.
Last edited by Værn; 01-17-2010 at 08:48 AM.
This is extraordinarily entertaining. Last one.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rape Man does it best.
Stranger: if jesus begged for it
You: WHAT'S THAT IN THE SKY
You: IS IT A BIRD?
You: IS IT A PLANE?
You: NO
You: IT'S RAPE MAN.
Stranger: rape man can't fly
You: His dick can fly all over the inside of your rectum.
Stranger: haven't noticed that
You: Just shows how good he is.
You have disconnected.
Clearly, this is a real thread winner.
Mine didn't go too well.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: DO YOU UNDRESS MSN _??
You: with my teeth biatch!!!
Stranger: u girl or boy?
You: im a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Str8 Pimpin'
I love when people play along so well.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: QUICK!
Stranger: what!
You: The mob is after us.
You: We stole their coke.
You: What are we going to do?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: panic?
Stranger: smurf ta
You: We already are!
Stranger: im already panicing!
You: Okay, so we have a car.
You: We're in bat country
You: but we can't stop here
You: do we take the paved road north
Stranger:
You: or the dirt road into the western forest?
Stranger: too much pressure!!!!!!
Stranger: erm
You: MAKE A DECISION!
Stranger: paved road!
You: BATS AND MAFIA1
You: paved road it is
Stranger: argh
You: We escaped, but now we're at a cottage made of cheese.
You: There's an elephant in the room.
You: What's the subject?
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: how did the elephant get into the house of cheese
You: good answer.
You: the house was built around it
You: good thing it's sleeping.
Stranger: thank god for that
Stranger: what happens if we wake it
You: we get gored by it's massive tusks
Stranger: lets be quiet then!
You: Okay, we're going upstairs and we find a bedroom.
You: let's do this coke we stole!
Stranger: OK!
Stranger: *sniff*
You: we both do six lines, and get really messed up.
You: we find eachother attractive but don't have any rubbers!
You: what do we do!?
Stranger: are we opposite or same sex?
You: I dunno, you pick!
Stranger: lets be opposite
You: ok
You: I'm the female
Stranger: we'll be sensible and go out to a shop to buy some rubbers, however we cant resist the urge on the way and shag in the car
Stranger: skip to 9 months later........we are suprised by a baby elephant blowing itself out of your vagina
You: and here I was going to make an STD joke.
Stranger: you cheated on me with the elephant
You: You sir, have trumped me.
You: I lost.
Stranger: haha
You have disconnected.
AND...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi! I'm Captain Basch from Dalmasca!
Stranger: ok good for you
You: Don't believe Ondore's lies.
Stranger: i won't
Stranger: i hate him anyway
You: Promise?
Stranger: promise
You: Good. Spread the word across the country.
You: Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
You: Tell your friends Captain Basch von Ronsenburg of Dalmasca lives!
You: DON'T BELIEVE ONDORE'S LIES!
Stranger: i will calm down
You: gotta go. More people to tell.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: wat up?
You: I'm Captain Basch from Dalmasca!
You: Don't believe Ondore's lies.
Stranger: allright seriously yo can we have a normal convo?
Stranger: im tired of the mad weird ppl on this site
You: What do you want to talk about?
Stranger: lol idk
Stranger: just not reatrded
Stranger: like that^^
You: Ondore's lies aren't retarded. Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Stranger: allright bye
You: WAIT!
Stranger: ure proolly like 12
You: okay, you win.
Stranger: allright
Stranger: where u from?
You: Mass.
Stranger: kool
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 19
You: you?
Stranger: lol 18
You: cool!
Stranger: yeaa
Stranger: so wats your name?
You: Basch von Ronsenburg.
Stranger: nice name
You: I'm from Dalmasca.
You: Dalmasca, Mass.
You: what about you?
Stranger: um im michelle and nice to meet u
Stranger: im from nyc
You: Cool.
Stranger: yeaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Last edited by Dignified Pauper; 01-16-2010 at 03:51 PM.
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