You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Quick
You: There's an elephant in the room!
Stranger: what?
You: What is its subject!?
Stranger: oh my god
You: what are we ignoring that we should be discussing
You: hurry, answer, so he'll go away
Stranger: existence of god
You: Whew, he just disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
Stranger: uh
You: Thank goodness we got that awkwardness out of the way.
Stranger: i see
You: Anyway, God huh?
Stranger: yeah
You: Do you believe in a god or a God?
Stranger: depends on how u define it
You: I suppose.
You: I define it like this:
You: when my problems show me how big they are
You: I show them how big my God is.
You: And he wipes away them all!
You: With fury and vengeance
You: what about your definition?
Stranger: i don't believe in any type of it
Stranger: so i don't define it
You: That's an honest response.
You: But that's irrelevant right now
You: This is bat country
You: we can't stop here
You: do we go west or south?
Stranger: north
You: Good answer!
You: We head north to an abandoned cottage of cheese.
You: Makes the term cottage cheese very literal
You: Inside, we find a crooked old crone
You: with disabled legs
You: but she walks just fine
You: should we sex her?
Stranger: no
Stranger: we're gay
You: Awesome!
You: Even better.
You: So we ask her for rubbers
You: She doesn't have any
You: And I have AIDS
You: what do we do!?
Stranger: condom
You: We don't have any!
Stranger: we jerk off
You: ...
You: You're terrible at this game.
You have disconnected.