You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
You: OMG
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: WHAT
You: THERE'S A KITTEN!

You: >=D
You: GIANT KITTEN
You: NOT A CAT
Stranger: JESUS smurf
You: GET IN THE CAR!
Stranger: I DONT SEE ANY LIONS WHY WOULD I
You: THERE'S Raoul Duke
You: GET IN THE LION!
Stranger: JESUS smurf GET IN THE CAR
You: AHHHH
You: GO!
You: LEFT OR RIGHT!
Stranger: UP
You: LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION
You: *we fly away*
Stranger: Safety?
You: *shot down by a fighter jet*
Stranger: JESUS CHRIST
You: *kitten eats us*
You: *the end*
Stranger: Aweomse
Stranger: *hi fives*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm not very funny