Teach yourself, while your at it you could also learn some humility.
When I taught myself, I learned that homeopathy involves diluting one particular agent of illness until it is so dilute that it creates some sort of immunity or cure for whatever it was supposed to cause to begin with. If I have to be humble to that sort of nonsense, I'll just stay stuck up.

I mean, you're the one that isn't condescending to say what you know, after all.