Anyone who plays football games in single player is, let's face it, bizarre. They're probably the same kind of people who enjoy aubergines and getting stabbed in a kidney. However, if you randomise teams and play with a friend, then it becomes an entirely different thing. It's great fun! Laughs all round. Relentless hacking all round. Turn off cards and I can cancel a game through injuries. Huzzah!

Similarly, F.E.A.R is also a terrible game. Well, not terrible. But certainly not worth any money. Having said that, I once played a LAN Deathmatch with about 5 people on F.E.A.R. There was one rule: you must use the HV Penetrator (snigger). It was ridiculously fun. Nailing a guy to a wall by his ballsack alone, and leaving his carcass there hanging mercilessly two feet off the ground is a sight I'm not likely to forget. It was magnificent. Were it not for the fact that I wouldn't be able to get a good four player/four TV game going, I'd probably have bought F.E.A.R 2 for that reason alone.

Discuss other games that you don't actually like, but have something in them that make them good old fun.