I'm a little goofy right now so bear with me but Nidoran is a Pokemon yes? Sweeeeeeeeeeeet...Originally Posted by qwertysaur
Normally I'd shake your hand and thank you as skittles are quite possibly the best thing man has ever discovered but after having so much of one tonight the other sounds sounds like the worst idea ever.
Aye, I just don't know whose breasts were flashed this night. I just sobered up a bit ago and noticed some beads hanging from my neck. I'll have to prod for answers after I wake up from my coma.Drinking is a perfectly legitimate excuse not to be working on it.
Booze and breasts, man. Booze and breasts.
Hahahaha funny you should say that 'cause I met another birthday... er, person, twas a female, she had teeth like Bossk. I was drunk enough to say that but thank god it was only to the people I was with. Suffice it to say no one got the joke, so I drank more.Eric! Be careful that Bossk doesn't try and take advantage of your relaxed senses; smurf that guy up and make him pay for the tab!
All in all it was a lovely night. I heard what I believe to be the customary coming of age story of how my brother walked in on my conception, I had a few drinks I had no idea existed, made a lot of awful jokes, and I learned that pounding this stuff called Fireball will help you forget certain parts of the night, mostly whatever happened after you pounded the Fireball.
Once again thank you all for the "happy birthday"'s, those really made my day. Now I'm gonna go sleep 'til the weekend.
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