I'm so man, I don't just leave the toilet seat up, I rip it off and then throw it out the window.
But really, I'm not a man.
I'm so man, I don't just leave the toilet seat up, I rip it off and then throw it out the window.
But really, I'm not a man.
<3Originally Posted by Yeargdribble
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After reading this whole topic, I'm not much of a man. ;;
"We're not the same, dear, as we used to be.
The seasons have changed and so have we.
There was little we could say, and even less we could do
To stop the ice from getting thinner under me and you."
I don't use the potty anymore
Never watched OC, Gossip Girl or American Idol....
(SPOILER)-Bedded a virgin...... While my parents were in the next room...
HOTROD
"Lets go for a spin you and I"
I'm pretty much a tomboy, but let's see...
1. I beat my friends at arm-wrestling today
2. I am a black belt in taekwondo
3. I have a first place sparring medal
4. Never watched The Notebook, or Titanic, or any of that girly crap
5. I eat really spicy foods WITHOUT CRYING
:)
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
>>> My testosterone levels are over the charts!. That would be enough to be the manliest man..
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
I use to be able to sing the second G below the middle C
Now i can just barely hit the B flat above that...
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
I fought a bear in the rocky mountains with only a stick and my trusty hound to help. It was a frightening experience and I have the scars to prove it. You see I came upon a cub and my dog, being that he was a dog, growled at it. We were next to a stream of course and smack right out of the water a momma bear-shark descended upon us.
I lost my good friend in that battle, Lewis. He wasn't a very smart guy, he thought he could hug the robot and it would all be fine. It was a robot-bear-shark you see. She started to shoot lasers at us and saws came out of it's robot-bear-shark chest and chopped dear Lewis up. My trusty hound and I were frightened but I had my stick.
Then it seemed the smooth informative voice of Morgan Freeman was heard, "I will kill you." When in hindsight, this wasn't very smooth at all. Informative yes but it wasn't as smooth as one would want that saying to go over.
It just so happened to have a file on hand that sounded like Morgan Freeman, it wasn't actually him at all. I was a bit relieved because Morgan Freeman AND a robot-bear-shark would really have done me in.
So the Morgan Freeman-robot-bear-shark was moving in for it's kill against me. I threw my spear, my stick, it was sturdy enough and while Morgan Freeman-robot-bear-shark was killing my friend lewis I carved the end into a point, to pierce it's heart. It died.
I'm that manly.
Last edited by Freya; 03-15-2010 at 11:04 PM.
^^^^
Chuck, is that you?
A true gentleman never brags about his man-complishments
Being a woman 8)
i've drunkenly urinated off of a ten-story parking garage. 8-)
Is there footage?
You win
Yeah, I edited out that last bit on purpose. xDOo, oo! I can drive a manual transmission! That's manly!
Reminding myself of my dad is so not hot.That's smurfing hot. ;]
Who here can actually drive a manual transmission without synchromesh?
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