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    Quote Originally Posted by eternal essence View Post
    if you watch the Notebook with your girlfriend, then trust me, you're getting laid.
    I cried. She didn't.

    AWKWARD!

    edit: not while gettin' laid. While watching the Notebook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by eternal essence View Post
    if you watch the Notebook with your girlfriend, then trust me, you're getting laid.
    I cried. She didn't.

    AWKWARD!

    edit: not while gettin' laid. While watching the Notebook.
    I imagine either of those situations would be awkward.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    One of them isn't, surprisingly.

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    Quin makes all the boys cry in bed. The big hunk of man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by eternal essence View Post
    if you watch the Notebook with your girlfriend, then trust me, you're getting laid.
    I cried. She didn't.

    AWKWARD!

    edit: not while gettin' laid. While watching the Notebook.
    Which is most awkward; the man crying at any point during or after, the chick crying during, or the chick crying during from laughter?
    (I have never been in any of these situations while boning)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by eternal essence View Post
    if you watch the Notebook with your girlfriend, then trust me, you're getting laid.
    I cried. She didn't.

    AWKWARD!

    edit: not while gettin' laid. While watching the Notebook.


    Crymaxing in the sack. Nothing better.

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    I'm not a man at all. Although, if a guy tried to put on The Notebook I'd be like WTFNOO GET IT OFF. Don't watch any of that girly crap me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeldy View Post
    I'm not a man at all. Although, if a guy tried to put on The Notebook I'd be like WTFNOO GET IT OFF. Don't watch any of that girly crap me.
    But wait, if you don't like the Notebook, how are we supposed to know you're not a dude?

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    pix?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quin View Post
    pix?
    Not unless I see vagina. Anything else, and you could very easily have a trap on your hands.

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    I've penetrated men before, which makes me more manly than 90% of everyone else in here

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    watching any chick-flick when girls choose them is practically torture
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~ View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by eternal essence View Post
    if you watch the Notebook with your girlfriend, then trust me, you're getting laid.
    This totally works btw, and I didn't even have to cry.

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    I can drive a manual because I'm not American
    I'm American and I can drive a manual with a crash box.
    For a comparison, can you drive a manual without using the clutch?
    You can, just not very fast.
    I know it's possible because I can do it, lol. I was specifically asking if he was able to as well. But yeah, it's more something I use to show off a little during normal street driving, I doubt I could get serious speed that way. At least not without some practice with that in mind.
    You do understand I meant you couldn't switch into second gear, right?
    Um, yes you can. It's completely possible to switch gears without using the clutch.

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    I enjoyed The Notebook and Titantic. My biggest accomplishment in life is not being a man. :shiny:

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