I will never tire of my jiggly body. NEVER.
I will never tire of my jiggly body. NEVER.
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I wish I was over 9000
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?â€
Now where did I leave that chocobo?
Oh look, it must be five o'clock somewhere, time for that margarita.
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
Keep smiling and hopefully that creep will go away
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I'm going to wark you up
If i concentrate hard enough, my hair will cut itself.
if finding love is just a dance, proximity and chance, you will excuse me if i skip the masquerade
I'm totally wearing these socks wrong.
How am I supposed to know what that monkey is thinking?
My batteries will go dead if that bitch doesn't learn to turn me off when she's done....cleaning me now & again wouldn't go amiss either.