But Quin, your mother, dude I didn't want to be the one to tell you this but...

Your mother came to me last night begging me to turn her in to one of us. I mean I was shocked, confused and flabbergasted I had to ask her why she wanted to join us. I was asking because well, her son being such a huge bigshot 501st member and all surely she was happy with that. However she broke down in tears and told me her story of why she wanted to be a zombie because she couldn't bear to look at the deformed depraved abomination she should have had aborted in fact she believes she should have cut your daddies testicles off with his own lightsaber before she let him impregnate her with you. Her only chance of repenting is to come become one of us. So ofcourse, I had to oblige her and bite her delectable breasts numerous times. Then I bit her in other naughty areas, and now as I type this she's nibbling on an all important part of my body O nom nom nom.