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    It may not have the iron-y taste of blood, nor the chewy texture of raw flesh, but it's delicious and extremely alcoholic. Badass booze content + delicious flavour = winner.

    Or are you suggested zombies are bad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mace Quindu View Post
    Or are you suggested zombies are bad?
    What.

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    Sure, dodge the question. Everybody already knows zombies are lame.

    Which brings me to my next question: considering the massive size and sheer rage of the zombie horde, why are you constantly defeated by small groups of nobodies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mace Quindu View Post
    Sure, dodge the question. Everybody already knows zombies are lame.

    Which brings me to my next question: considering the massive size and sheer rage of the zombie horde, why are you constantly defeated by small groups of nobodies?
    Zombies rock

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    Maybe if you want your questions answered, you should actually make grammatical sense instead of smashing that cow's rectum you call a face into the keyboard and hoping what comes out is a sentence.

    Actually, zombies are pretty much never defeated. The poor little humies have to run away and flee on helicopters. Oh no, three humans got away when millions were eaten and succumbed to the zombies, whatever what will we do! Actually, in a lot of zombie movies the humans lose. I think you need to spend less time watching The Notebook and more time watching actual zombie flicks. F'serious.

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    It's hardly my fault that your diseased brain can't manage to get it's head round a simple typo.

    Pssh. What do you mean "a lot"?

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    And it's hardly my diseased brain's fault you're illiterate.

    Really? I thought it was monosyllabic enough for you to understand. Oh well, pick your meaning.

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    Hey, whilst you've got a dictionary up, you could look for illiterate and typo. It might help you understand that they're not the same.

    I'm assuming you chose that course of response because you realised the majority of zombie flicks have humans kicking ass?

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    A typographical error is where you press nearby keys accidentally. Seeing as how "ed" is not remotely alike to "ing", it is not a typo, it is you not understanding the correct way to use verbs. But nice try, sweetie

    Humans can kick all the ass they want. They still always lose. Just like the Empire.

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    What do you have to say about the growing concerns that your party members will fall apart, literally losing much needed limbs, and therefore be ineffective at running office.

    Also, if we left you guys in charge then the whole forum would be succeptible to woody harrelson attacks.

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    On my keyboard, suffixes are grouped together. "ed" and "ing" are on one key and are next to each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imperial Essence View Post
    What do you have to say about the growing concerns that your party members will fall apart, literally losing much needed limbs, and therefore be ineffective at running office.

    Also, if we left you guys in charge then the whole forum would be succeptible to woody harrelson attacks.

    Our limbs will stay in tact for however long as we need them, providing some people resist the urge to destroy them like they have tried in the past.

    We can handle Woody Harrelson. Nothing a good catapult can't fix

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zombiesaur View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Imperial Essence View Post
    Also, if we left you guys in charge then the whole forum would be succeptible to woody harrelson attacks.


    We can handle Woody Harrelson. Nothing a good catapult can't fix
    Well now you're just lying. Hardly the behaviour we'd want from our elected officials.

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    How does one work a high tension catapult when one's muscles are suffering from severe degradation?

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    Don't worry guys, Quin is talking out of his ass (as usual). He has already admitted defeat.

    http://forums.eyesonff.com/2118224-post50.html


    http://forums.eyesonff.com/1865228-post31.html

    suck my balls

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