Ask a zombie anything! [Elections]
Hello!
You may have noticed that a lot of your fellow forumgoers have undergone...changes. And I don't mean puberty!
We've become zombies. And you're more than welcome to join our fun times and get a name change too if you're interested. Just come hang out with us in our thread!
However, this thread has one purpose: Ask a zombie anything! Ask anything you like, and our undead horde will do its best to answer it.
Think of lots of good question. Use your... braaaaaaaainsssssssssssssss.
How do you figure out which brains will be the most delicious? Is it via intellect? Or do good tasting brains emit a visible scent wave to you zombies. Like, dogs and piss or something.
The Good Brain Eating Council has actually produced a handy pocket guide, entitled Brains of The World, where they provide a rating and a little review for all the different types of brain.
Teenage white girls scored a five groan rating!
There are several subtleties and flavors to Brains. Someone who is a thinker has a rich yet cool texture. Someone hot headed and feisty will have a very spicy brain. Someone drunk and wasted on crack will have a very dry brain that is not very filling. Nice people have very sweet brains, need I go on
Edit: Valley girls are the worst though. It's like you are eating Air.
Are they that bad?Originally Posted by Necrotic
Teenage white girls scored a five groan rating!
Are there Zombie babes? Are they hot, or do they fall apart? Can you NOT eat my brains?
And Why Zombies and not puberty?
5 Groans is the top score!Are they that bad?Teenage white girls scored a five groan rating!
Yes. Yes. Sometimes they do. Only if you do not join the other party and also don't try and kill us.
Because puberty is awkward. :zombert
Have you met the Witch from Left 4 Dead? You make the call on their hotness. And sure, I won't, but I can't guarantee the other zombies.
Grraaaaaaghh....
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Yeah hi, my name's Phil Diller. I'd like to know why you guys smell so bad.
Zombie girl vagina must reek. Jus' sayin'.
Because we're rotting.
So what you're saying is anyone who doesn't want to lose their lunch, or be lunch for that matter, should join the other party? Ok thanks, that's all I needed to know.
On the contary, anyone who wants a free lunch should join the Zombie Party, and anyone who wants to be that lunch should join the 501st.
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