So how come a bunch of two-foot tall furry midgets designed to be nothing more than marketing tools absolutely smashed your highly armed platoon with heavy vehicle support?
So how come a bunch of two-foot tall furry midgets designed to be nothing more than marketing tools absolutely smashed your highly armed platoon with heavy vehicle support?
I believe Lord Vader and a clan of Ewoks are directly responsible. We have our own Ewok now, and his name is Wicket.Originally Posted by Bunny
Chocolate and Strawberry were made for each other.
If you're eating a plain strawberry, and it's too sour, cut off the edges and eat just the inside.
My room, office, and TIE Fighter would be decorated with Sanrio merchandise, but I can't guarantee that the rest of the Death Star would be. There might even be a Sanrio shop somewhere inside the Death Star, eventually.
Bad transmitter.
The power of technology is insignificant next to the power of cute.
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The Ewoks are, and always have been, on our side. We staged that defeat to spur the Rebellion into further and more foolhardy action.
Further and more foolhardy action like killing your Emperor and destroying you?
Yes. Foolish morons. It's all part of the grand scheme. We've just finished Star Wars 7: Revenge of the Sith Again. And guess what?
(SPOILER)We win. And there is no 8.
Are there going to be any dancing or singing scenes in Episode 7? Perhaps some fun characters like Jar Jar and the Ewoks?
Can you do multivariable calculus?
Have you ever met an Ewok? Like actually stood next to one? They are incredibly strong! You just don't understand!
Foolish Paul! You know nothing of Star Wars! The Empire never dissolved. Our Emperor didn't even die. True story, look it up.Further and more foolhardy action like killing your Emperor and destroying you?
I'm sure Wicket the Ewok can.
In Episode 7, there are 15 scenes of Jar Jar's slow torture. And then we dance on his grave once he dies.Are there going to be any dancing or singing scenes in Episode 7? Perhaps some fun characters like Jar Jar and the Ewoks?
This also is a true story.
How about reading, and then answering this.
这是中文。 中文是很好。 你想不想买两个男朋友？
your answer choices are 是 or 不
We don't speak zombie here. We prefer coherence.
Are you daft? That's Chinese. And a question. Answer it or I'll report you to the vote eating box!
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