One on one with the 501st.

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What do you plan on doing about the pesky rebel problem that part of the empire has been dealing with? Raging rumor says that they were the actual cause of the destruction of the Death Star, not a improperly installed cooling system.

I can assure you Rebels had nothing to do with the Death Star. This was an unforseen accident. I tell you, that's the last time we let the Cid's Technicians do anything with our wiring.

We take the Rebel threat quite seriously. Too many lives have been lost in the name of "Justice". We have unconfirmed reports that they are hiding out in some caves on Hoth, but we can disclose no more information than that. Rest assured, the 501st has your backs.

What is the proper way to eat strawberries?

I'll leave that question for MB. If I had to guess I'd say with your mouth.

Where are the babes? Are they numerous or not? Are they scantly clad or very covered? Do they all have lightsabers? And can I sleep with Aayla Secura?

Aayla Secura is the enemy!

The babes are all over. They used to be scantily clad but we got threatened with a lawsuit. If you're going to check the barracks for babes you'd better be blind. And no, not all of them have lightsabers.

I like the stormtroopers outfit. Who designed this?

It's a newer model of the Mandalorian armor Jango Fett and myself wear. I'm not sure who designed them as they probably died in the raid on Kamino.