One on one with the 501st.

[Marshall Banana]

What does your leadership say to the allegations that your pathetic empire can be overthrown by a whiny boy, two lame robots, a subpar pilot, Princess Cinnabon, and an oversized wookie?

I believe Lord Vader and a clan of Ewoks are directly responsible. We have our own Ewok now, and his name is Wicket.

What is the proper way to eat strawberries?

Chocolate and Strawberry were made for each other.

If you're eating a plain strawberry, and it's too sour, cut off the edges and eat just the inside.

Hello Kitty Death Star

My room, office, and TIE Fighter would be decorated with Sanrio merchandise, but I can't guarantee that the rest of the Death Star would be. There might even be a Sanrio shop somewhere inside the Death Star, eventually.

1. TK-four-two-one. Why aren't you at your post?

2. TK-four-two-one, do you copy?!

Bad transmitter.

So how come a bunch of two-foot tall furry midgets designed to be nothing more than marketing tools absolutely smashed your highly armed platoon with heavy vehicle support?

The power of technology is insignificant next to the power of cute.