Apple does it again!
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What do you think Apple's "next" product will be?Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants.
The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Something else that will be crappy. I hate apple.
ROFL!!!Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
I have no idea. I like Apple's main products, like the Macbook (I want to buy one of those eventually) and the iPhone (I just got it and it's much better than I had expected) and the iPods. With that sort of thing, I think they're spot on. Apple products are organized and aesthetically pleasing to me, which is why I choose them. And, on the whole, they work pretty darn well. Knock on wood, but I've only had one problem with my iTouch, and it was to do with something my laptop did that didn't allow updates anymore; went to the Apple store and told me the solution.
I just dislike when they put out really redundant things. The iPad is the stupidest idea I've ever heard of; either get a Macbook or an iPhone. You don't need a giant iTouch that doesn't even have a 3G connection! That thing is too big to be an e-reader or an on the go gaming console as well. I can't believe people were lining up for what amounts to an inconveniently sized iTouch. I can't even blame Apple for that; if I owned the company and I knew people woulc buy things like that, even though they're blatantly redundant, I'd do it too. It's a business!
I agree with Rye. The iPhone and iPod are brilliant inventions. But I refuse to buy either because smurf YOU APPLE.
Apple sucks. Their best product, the iPod, is a decent invention. It used to be pretty sweet, then they started smurfing around with the navigation and adding useless crap.
I liked the iPod because it conveniently held all my music. I agree with NCG; all those apps are pointless. If I wanted to play games and get the weather, I'd use a laptop, not my music device.
I think the iBoard will be next. And then the iMat. Maybe even the iBlanket.
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
I'll just reiterate how much I love my itouch, but I also love its small profile
My mom bought an iPod for me back when they were fairly new. I still use it, because it's easy to use, durable, and still has a great battery life. However, I would not buy an Apple product for myself.
iLaff, because we keep coming up with really absurd ideas (minus the iPod) for products and you keep buying them.
Love,
Steve Jobs
Zune > iPod.
Fuze > Zune > iPod
Something that's useful and reasonably priced, I hope.
Oh who am I kidding, this is Apple we're talking about.
This is exactly why I love my very old 20GB iPod so very much, sure it doesn't hold very much. But it's strictly what I need and nothing else.
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