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Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
Unicorns were real but were hunted to extinction by our predatory ancestors thousands of years ago. The proof is that horses exist. The original horses (a small group of unicorns) were being used by a smarter group of our ancestors who would cut of their horn to fashion weapons of war. The horns would grow back after awhile but the cycle last for so long that the horns just disappeared and that is how evolution works or something.
A ludicrous claim! Unicorns aren't extinct, they just got fat and sat out in the sun too long, hence rhinos.
Unicorn + Hippo = Rhino. I call them land-hippos.