smurfing Iceland. First the banks, then Kerry Katona, now this.
I vote nuclear war.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				smurfing Iceland. First the banks, then Kerry Katona, now this.
I vote nuclear war.
 
 
					
				One of my friends went to Spain and now has to stay another week because of this, lucky her.
♥
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Bring it on Britain! We kicked your asses in WW2 and we can do it again.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Let's be honest though. Where would the world be without the rotary washing line? God bless Australia.
 
 
					
				I've got flights booked for thursday to Egypt. I just called my airline at gatwick, though they cannot guarantee or confirm anything up to and including if the airspace will be open again they have told me that I should expect my flight to be delayedI'm going to have to commit several murders if my holiday ends up being cancelled starting with Dennis....
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I know dude, but can you please not feed the monster rodent that is Bunny?
It is evil enough!
Anyway, the evil volcano Eyjafjallajökull (which im sorry, i dont even think norwegians can pronounce that! Seems to be the damn OLDEST scandinavian ever!) is still spitting. Im glad im not waiting on a flight!
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				We need a Holy Handgrenade.
 
 
					
				I used my comedic stylings to alter your name to better fit how I was feeling about you, Cryoles. You see? It is genius.
Besides, your name spellchecks to Creoles. You want me to call you that? I can call you Creoles from now on, Cryoles.
Your tears make me stronger.
So do your grenades.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				The "we" probably associates me more than I desired. I just wanted to make a Python reference.
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				American football sucks, for it is the sissy version of Rugby. Look at me with my SUPER SHOULDER PADS RAWR. Oh, there's a Welshman running towards me, I'd run but I can't see through my Storm Trooper helmet. *is owned*
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				So yeah....
Doesn't Iceland suck and stuff?
 
 
					
				yes