Plot Dino says, "Read the walk through."

[Quindiana Jones]

Bernard. Bernard is a great name for a Knight. Adelbert Bernard.

But only if you say it properly!

[Psychotic]

The dinosaur is being mean and it's hurting my feelings.

This thread gets a 5-star rating from me.

[Vermachtnis]

I second Bernard

[Rantz]

I think Irontoe suits him.

[Jessweeee♪]

Irontoe!

[Clo]

Princess!

Dino, you have a big head. AND LITTLE ARMS.

EDIT: Wait, only seven characters? Darn. Okay, Irontoe.

[Shoeberto]

This makes me wish they'd make another game in the FFIX world but without all of the drama and pretty much just let me live there forever. It's such an awesome place.

gj on the walkthrough so far Makes me want to start up a fresh game!

[Marshall Banana]

"Despair?"

[G13]

Hey cool, you're actually doing it. I thought this project wasn't gonna be for a while. I'll start up a game later and follow along.

[McLovin']

A variation of Princess, that'd be jokes.

Or call him Orgasmo. "PRINCESS, PRINCESSSS!"

[Quindiana Jones]

Bernard.

[Freya]

Alexandria Castle:
So the play starts and you have all the blah blah canary blah blah.

WOO FIGHT!

BOSS: King Leo
HP: 200
Benero – HP: 40
Zenero – HP: 40

Your steal action is replaced by SFX. It really doesn’t do anything at all but look pretty. There is no point in using it unless you really feel like you should impress those fools in the audience. Benero and Zenero go down in about one hit. Who would have guess, Cinna could and probably will die in this fight. Don’t worry about it. He sucks anyway. It’ll take about 5 hits from the actual fighters to take King Leo down.

YAY MINI GAME! This mini game is hella fun. At least in my opinion.

Depending on how you do you’ll get rewards.

Amuse – Rewards
00-49 = Ether
50-79 = Elixir
80-99 = Silk Shirt
AND
100 = Moonstone.

Don’t kick yourself if you can’t get the moonstone. I have never gotten it. I’ve only ever gotten 99 amused. You’ll be able to get another one later so don’t fret if you can’t get it. If you don’t like your outcome you can try again with an “ENCORE!” from the crowd. You’ll get [???] amount of gil depending on your performance. If you get a perfect 100 then you get 1000 gil if I remember and that’s a lot at the beginning.

That jerk!

After you play the mini game it’ll change to Pierre/Zidane and Blank stealing some knocked out guards armor. You’ll run into the princess and have a little exchange. Soon after it’ll change to what’s his name? Oh yeah Irontoe. But not before we see the idiots Zorn and Thorn.

You’ll then have to play a game of rounding up all the Pluto Knights. Before you go anywhere though, go talk to Brahne and you’ll get whatever item reward it was that you earned when you impressed her from the previous mini game. As I said early I have never been able to get 100, I got 94 this time around but that’s good considering I’ve never played it emulated before. So I get the silk shirt

Time to find the Soldiers! Remember what they say or are doing because it will be important in a later disc. Talk to Kohel and Blutzen in the guardhouse. The first one we run into is Dojebon on the upper floor. To get him, wait in the middle until he goes to one side and rush him! The east room is a dining room. That’s where you’ll find Mullenkedheim. Go downstairs.

In the library you’ll find Laudo. Tell him to go search leave the area and come back. He’s still in there and once you tell him to go again he’ll get his ass in gear. Go to the lakeside to get Haagen all worked up. Now head to the Left to find Weimar hitting on one of those skanky solider girls of Beatrix’s minions. It’s no wonder people love them. Go inside the tower. Lastly, climb the stairs to find Breireicht, talk to him twice and he’ll give you an [Elixir]. Keep on going up the stairs!

Laudo - In library; talk to him, then find him hiding there again
Kohel - In guardhouse with the moogle
Haagen - Sitting by the lakeside
Weimar - Talking to knight by west tower
Blutzen - In guardhouse with the moogle
Dojebon - In twin-stairway balcony
Breireicht - West tower's stairway
Mullenkedheim - In east wing dining room

Go ahead guess what class she is.

There is then an entertaining FMV and we’re all back to the Prima Vista! Talk to Ruby, who I’m convinced is the tantulas ho. I mean there is not a single other woman on that ship. She has to be bangin’ them all or at least someone, probably Blank. Then go to the next room. After we laugh at the idiot that is Cinna, he’ll lead you to an escape hatch. When you are in the Engine Room, turn the wheel to the right and to the left and two boxes will fall. You’ll see when they do. They have a [Phoenix Pinion] and a [Phoenix Down]. Equips Pierre with the Mage masher and go to the next room!

Boss Name: Steiner /Irontoe
HP: 175
Steal: Leather Hat, Silk Shirt

This is another easy fight. Just steal what you can like before because here in the beginning it’s pretty important to get these extra items. He might attack one character but he should attack everyone evenly. Again, no one cares about Cinna, use him to heal Pierre if his health gets low. Once you get him down 175 health he’ll use Armor break on blank and ooglops will go everywhere!

Everyone hates ooglops. ‘Cept Pierre and Garnet for some reason. They narrowly escape and go up the lifts and have to perform! Are you guys nervous for them? Oh hay look it’s thunder and Puck! Oh hay… FIGHT TIME!

Boss Name: Irontoe AGAIN
HP: 160

This is an easy fight again. You abilities are back to being SFX ones so no stealing. Just take out his soldiers and then him! Not too hard. “Bah only a flesh wound!”


After the battle a pretty FMV will come on.

Boss Name: Irontoe AGAIN again
HP: ---

Oh why is there no health? Oh well because there is a Bomb Behind him, duh. You just have to survive three turns of the bomb growing. He wont listen to anyone but come on, “look out behind you” that’s so sincere

After it’s over there will be another FMV and you’ll crash and blah blah lots of fireworks. JUST WATCH.

STAY TUNED for when I get the next part up :P

[Quindiana Jones]

You actually get 10,000 Gil and it's totally worth getting 100% of the nobles pleased.

Bah, Irontoe is still good. Though someone better be called Bernard.

[Marshall Banana]

Trying to impress 100 nobles is so frustrating. =(

I've done it once before in the past, but it took me an hour or two of attempts. I can't seem to do it again.

[Freya]

You know I guess this is also a "if you've never played IX here's the easy way to know the story" thread too...