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    Fonz invited me to a game and promptly jumped me, the dirty Mexican bastard. I responded by throwing knives at his sombrero-wearing head.

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    Would there be any other way of dealing with Fonz, short of setting up a chain of horsemen to continuously run him down so he cannot move?

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    I like to kidnap young black men and leave them on the traintracks rather than women

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    Hahahaha best line in a video game ever. (first Irish mission) (SPOILER)"Don't worry old pal, Hell's better than Wales!"

    Also the music in this is sick, I just wish it played 24/7. When I am alone in the wildnerness I play The Lonely Shepherd from Kill Bill to boost the epicness (seriously, go find it on YouTube and try it)

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    all my mics are freaking broken >:[

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    Played poker. Made a tonne of money. Then went all in with the second best hand possible for that round. My only opponent went all in with the first best. I lost about $2K. So, I stood up like a gentleman and turned away.

    Then I put on my bandana, ghosted the lot of them and took it all back from their dead hands.

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    I love Herbert Moon and his talk of Jews xD Poker is so fun in this game. My Marston tends to spend his evenings relaxing in Armadillo playing it.

    Oh, and as for the bandana, if I see a train I'm not wanting to take, on goes the mask as I ride up alongside, jump aboard, and murder everyone for what pittance they carry. Then it's off the train, on the horse, and on my way, removing the disguise and once again becoming an absolute paragon of justice!

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    How the hell do you jump on board a moving train? Do you need to be on a horse or something? Whenever I try on foot, he just jumps into the train and then spends 10 seconds clutching his head in agony.

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    Ya, you do it on horseback.

    I find myself speaking in either a Mexican or Western accent while playing the game ^^

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    Wait, so if I wear a bandana and commit a crime, do I get a bounty?

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    I decided I wanted to lasso a dog just for the hell of it and it seems the dog thought running full speed into an oncoming train was better than being leashed.

    A few hours later I was trying to recreate that scene with a donkey and my horse decided it just couldn't go on unless it was by my side. The dumb thing just walked onto the track as the donkey ran off and it smurfing exploded when the train hit it.

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    Just tied my first whore to the railway tracks and then whistled for my $1500 Kentucky Saddler (took me a while to save up for him). He then proceeds to run onto the tracks and the train chugs off with a dead whore and horse greasing it's wheels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    How the hell do you jump on board a moving train? Do you need to be on a horse or something? Whenever I try on foot, he just jumps into the train and then spends 10 seconds clutching his head in agony.
    You ride alongside the train, keeping level with the gap between the passenger car and one of the adjacent ones. A little "Press X to jump to the train" will come up, and there you have it! I've had some luck jumping into the open door of the boxcars occasionally, but it's probably only successful 1/3 of the time.

    Had a couple of occasions where I was able to jump onto the very end of the back end carriage, but it doesn't seem to be consistent in letting me.

    Jings - The masked you gets a bounty of his own, which does not apply to Marston when he's unmasked (and vice versa, I would presume). I'm not sure whether a bounty carries over the next time you use it though. Edit: Oh and idk if you know or not from your post, but you can use the horse deed in your inventory and a new one will show up!

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    Thanks MILF! I thought the deed disappeared when I first used it.

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    I unlocked the Duster and thought I would never take it off. But now...now I have a poncho!

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