Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
This one time, I saved a whore from a stabbin', but then I hogtied her and rode out into the wilderness, and when I heard a bobcat, I untied her and shot her in the ankle. Then I watched her limp away until it took her down.
The best thing to do is drag them from the back of your horse through the wilderness and go fishing for cougars. When your bait gets mauled, you know you've got a live one!