Granted. Now you no longer have any peace and quiet, and are continuously followed everywhere you go. Also people take your things because it smells just like you.
I wish I was smarter!
streme Wheelie
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Granted. Now you no longer have any peace and quiet, and are continuously followed everywhere you go. Also people take your things because it smells just like you.
I wish I was smarter!
You are now so smart that everybody comes to you with their problems and you have discovered the end of the world is on your birthday.
I wish for a PS3
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Granted, but the limitless knowledge you now have drives you insane (ala H.P. Lovecraft).
You have a broken and unrepairable PS3.
I wish for infinite wishes!
Granted, but every time you reach a multiple of 3 in your wishes, your previous wishes disappear, and you cant wish for that not to happen, cause it is a genie rule!
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streme Wheelie
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I already knew this :oOriginally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
PS I wish somebody would wish for something as there is no current wish
Someone wishes for you to become a maggot.
I wish I had a delicious bowl of ice cream that I can eat whenever I want.
You can eat the bowl, but not the ice cream, the bowl is fart flavored
I wish for a fish
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My wish was to eat the ice cream and that it had to be delicious.
I'll do both then
Mullet:
You have the most delicious ice cream ever, but instead of a bowl you get it in a cone, and the ice cream has melted AND someone just bit off the bottom. Additionally for some strange reason someone is playing the trumpet near you, but that random person is terrible so it sounds like a duck with laryngitis.
Cactuar:
You get hit in the face with a trout, now you smell like tuna and seagulls are trying to eat your face.
I wish it to randomly rain Chocolate chip cookies on all of the forum skins for a couple days
It rains so heavy that you can't read or interact with the forums.
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.
Your eyes are now on the back of your head, you can only see behind you now.
I wish I had a billion dollars in US currency in the current economic state.
1 billion dollars have been stolen from all the major banks in the US and deposited into your bank account. A massive manhunt has been initiated for your capture.
I wish my cat had two tails.
Granted, but now it has no head. And is racist.
I wish Mullet's cat wasn't such a freaking racist.
He's no longer racist, but he became misogynist, anti-semitic and hates handicapped people
I wish I could divide by 0
Granted, you stop existing.
I wish it would snow. It's too damn hot!
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