You are now dead, buried under an immense mountain of snow that only effected the area you currently inhabit. The rest of the world and area surrounding you are fine and alive.
My wish is twofold. I wish for a glass of water while also wishing that absolutely nothing was wrong with this wish and I simply received a glass of water like I wished for.
You receive a glass of sewage water, there is nothing wrong with your wish. That was a twofer
I wish that I had access to a bank account with an unlimited supply of money in it.
You are a banker, your favorite client is bill gates. You have access into his funds, but the day before you were going to empty it into 371 hidden accounts, gates dies and he willed all of his money to britney spears, who withdraws it, goes to the bank restroom with it, and comes back pennyless and bald.
I wish he had wished for a tutu
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
Granted. He wished for a tutu, you granted it and he got a tutu that turned him into an evil ballerinathat wants to kill you. He will be coming after you forever, you will be on the run for the rest of your life.
I wish I was hypoallergenic
Granted. But now everybody hates you, and they all spend every second of their sniffy existing glaring at you through their watery eyes.
I wish I had some decent music to listen to.
Done. But you have become deaf, and the frustration of not being able to hear your decent music has driven you to insanity.
I wish I had a seal!
lol, driven me to insanity.
Granted. But it's this seal.
I wish I had a pet crocodile called Gary who would ferry me to work and back and never ever harm me. He can also talk.
Granted. You have all of those things. Unfortunately you die from a heart attack in the middle of your first trip to work and Gary eats everyone surrounding your corpse because the spell is broken. The cops aren't sure if he was protecting your body from those who would do it harm or if he was just being a regular crocodile named Gary. Regardless, they kill Gary and burn your corpses together, to prevent further atrocities that may occur when either of you are around.
I wish a thousand years of undeniable horrors for anyone who grants this wish and all wishes that follow it.
I'm so evil that I don't even grant your wish, and kill your loved ones instead.
I wish I had the self restraint to stay away from this thread.
Done, but now you have the self-restraint to keep you away from everything you love or enjoy, rendering your life empty and void of happiness.
I wish someone would do all my exams for me and get As.
Granted. But your cheating is found out and you get booted out of uni. Then you end up on the streets, selling your wares for food and the occasional scissorkick.
I wish Bunny would post nude pics of himself in EVERY THREAD ON EOFF.
Done, but he puts the camera really really far away so you can only kind of see a pink looking shape in the distance.
I wish Quin wasn't such a paedo
Granted, but now you have my collection. You're found with it by the Police before you can dispose of it, and are arrested. Female prison stuff happens. You come out a broken woman.
I wish we lived in an age where a man could guilt his five year old wife into bed without fear of ridicule or punishment.
Genies are compelled to grant wishes, regardless of how evil they are. You are not a genie, you are a fraud. I demand a rewish.I'm so evil that I don't even grant your wish, and kill your loved ones instead.
Granted. You are transported to a dimension where everyone is a pedophile but you. Unfortunately, not being a pedophile is against the law and punishable by death. You are caught and tortured by angry adolescents with a penchant for hurting older men.
I wish Quin's wish for me to post naked pictures of myself on the internet was negated and replaced with him posting upclose naked pictures of himself on the internet.
I'm only a genie on my mothers side, and I don't do re-wishes.
Granted. But BoB deletes all trace of them, bans you and everyone else who caught a glimpse, and then makes a graph explaining his actions.
I wish for world peace!
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