Be an evil genie, grant the wish above you in an unexpected or negative way, then post your own wish!
I wish for the ability to fly!
Be an evil genie, grant the wish above you in an unexpected or negative way, then post your own wish!
I wish for the ability to fly!
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You are now a wood dwelling species of cockroach, perfectly capable of flight
damn, beaten. You're pizza's are made with rancid cheese.
I wish I could dunk
What does drinking sewage have to do with being able to dunk? =S
Sorry, I thought you said drunk, ok......
You can dunk 400 dohnuts a day!!!!
I wish to be an avatar
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Wish granted. You have several buckets of ice cream. Unfortunately you are stuck in an inescapable cage in the middle of the Dasht-e Lut desert. The ice cream is just outside the cage, beyond your reach.
I wish I lived forever.
You're an immortal jellyfish, no one likes you.
I wish this wish wouldn't be granted.
You wish that you wish you had a fish? granted, you now wish you had a fish and your unrequited longing drives you to suicide.
I wish we had the Chrono Trigger Forum back
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
Done. Unfortunately you are now blind and can't see the forum. Too bad.
I wish I had more money!
Granted, but you spend it all replaces stolen buttons.
I wish I had a roomful of foxy redheads.
Granted. I put you in a room full of matches.
I wish to be a banana!
Granted, you now have a single banana. Unfortunately, you are allergic to bananas.
I wish people loved me :(