Gentlemen.

[Schtolteheim Reinbach III]

Hello. Apparently I registered this account years ago in the most horrible attempt at ban evasion ever? Who knew? Anyway, I had an uppity moogle intrude upon my email address with the following message:

*snip*

I would just point out the following:

1. "theres", "u"
2. "Over 40,000 posts and 2,200 threads!" is the most ridiculous attempt at hype I have ever seen. Why not just go all out and add "MY BOARD: NOW WITH THREADS AND AVATARS! MARVEL AT OUR SIGNATURE CAPABILITIES!"
3. There already IS a Final Fantasy Online, you cockbag. Yeah, it's terrible and they haven't updated in years, but it's still there and well known. I don't think Spank's glorious legacy deserves to... haha I almost said that one with a straight face.

I realize that this "Exoman" is a pillar of the community and all, but I humbly request that you ban him for these offenses.

and the advertising thing too I guess, that's kind of lame.

Thank you all for listening. As a reward, I will give you the following Doomgaze Classic™, now updated for modern audiences!

[Rad Bromance]

I'm not really sure what's going on but...welcome to Eyes of Final Fantasy?

[Bunny]

Hello Mr. III.

[Quindiana Jones]

You let a name like that in, but I can't have Flambard? Screw you, Leeza and Del.

You have a good name.

[Shlup]

I am confused as to why you are posting this. Besides the fact that no one cares, "trash talking" other FF sites isn't allowed here.

So, uhm, whatever. Welcome back? Maybe?

Oh, it's a PM? Okay then, you could've just said that. I don't get any results for "Exoman" though. If there's something actually important here, PM an admin.

And the duck penis still creeps me the hell out.

ETA: Okay, Exomen is dead. Thank you for your vigilance.