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    Default Dear god man, my FOURSKN!!1

    You don't even want to know guys

    What is th most implausbile injury you ahve ever sustains?D

    ps i kiced a wolf in the nuts and it totally died from it

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    I'd believe you were drunk while making this, if it wasn't 6 PM on a Sunday.


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    it's foreskin hux, it comes before. And you're clearly wrecked aren't you. I'll answer your thread however.

    I've "broken my funny bone" I basically fractured most of the bones in my right elbow during a mosh pit injury. It hurt and no it was not very funny at the time.

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    nO that does not sound very sufnny steve yuo poor man

    whaty are ypi ta;lomg anpit Duictchman it's mindnuight in Euro

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    one tiem i murdorded a tynarasorus rex wtih only a broom nda a "niel dimonds graestest hits"

    i excaped with jsut a miner scrtasch on my eblow

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    I smurfING LOVE ALL THE DRUNK POSTS THAT HAVE OCCURRED RECENTLY. Seriously, best weekend ever. xD

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    wire through the foot?!

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    The funny thing is that he started out making these posts sober, just trying to fake-drunk it up, but he is actually drunk now... XD


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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    wire through the foot?!
    oh christ amlighjty

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    I cut open my finger on a razor blade one time. That's it.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind Shear Here View Post
    The funny thing is that he started out making these posts sober, just trying to fake-drunk it up, but he is actually drunk now... XD
    Break up with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    I cut open my finger on a razor blade one time. That's it.
    My brother did this exact same thing once, except it was with a box cutter.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post

    whaty are ypi ta;lomg anpit Duictchman it's mindnuight in Euro
    Again, on a SUNDAY.

    And these errors you're making aren't very plausible. It just looks like you typed with a foam finger.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Banana View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wind Shear Here View Post
    The funny thing is that he started out making these posts sober, just trying to fake-drunk it up, but he is actually drunk now... XD
    Break up with him.
    Will you take me instead?


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    Welcome to the drunk posting at EoFF Club Hux

    I'm pretty wankered right now too

    Thank you spell check


    there was a picture here

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