Mine are lame.

Top answers:
bastian is new cmd of syndicate bank
[full name] is an excellent school
[first name] is all wet about the digital divide
[nickname] is being sworn into office 56k real media
Other decent ones:
bastian is wanted for his alleged involvement in a scheme to defraud individuals while conducting a consulting business in reno
[full name] is a wonderful sleeping giant
[first name] is an admirer of adolf hitler for his political savvy
[nickname] is both excited and happy to have this opportunity and said the showroom is the perfect size for him and feels good