I'm doing Brunettepudding - finally gonna lose my v-card, man!

[Agent Proto]

And it needs to include the ^_^ to be fully legit.

[Parker]

Hi. My name is Parker. I've never done this kind of thing before so uhm...this is a bit weird for me hehe....I guess I'm looking for a nice girl....understanding and soft. An EOFF girl maybe? Heh..well....if you are an EOFF girl and can help me with my custom title....send me a PM I guess.

[G13]

This sort of brash bragging only ever happens when a bloke is clearly punching above his weight and he knows it so he alerts everyone that he possibly can to it before she realises it & dumps him for his better looking mate.

This would be right if it weren't NCG. He doesn't need to brag about , he's just giving you all fair warning so you don't make the devastating mistake of moving in on his lady.

[DK]

Hi. My name is Parker. I've never done this kind of thing before so uhm...this is a bit weird for me hehe....I guess I'm looking for a nice girl....understanding and soft. An EOFF girl maybe? Heh..well....if you are an EOFF girl and can help me with my custom title....send me a PM I guess.

Now now NCG, you know you're not allowed to make second accounts on EoFF. You've apparently already got one EoFF woman in your pocket, don't get greedy.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Thanks, Eric. <3

This sort of brash bragging only ever happens when a bloke is clearly punching above his weight and he knows it so he alerts everyone that he possibly can to it before she realises it & dumps him for his better looking mate.


I'm sure on this instance that is not what's happened but nif you could tell us the real reason that'd be great.

We were talking, she didn't think I would do it.

Hi. My name is Parker. I've never done this kind of thing before so uhm...this is a bit weird for me hehe....I guess I'm looking for a nice girl....understanding and soft. An EOFF girl maybe? Heh..well....if you are an EOFF girl and can help me with my custom title....send me a PM I guess.

Now now NCG, you know you're not allowed to make second accounts on EoFF. You've apparently already got one EoFF woman in your pocket, don't get greedy.

Lulz. Shaddap.

[Madame Adequate]

This sort of brash bragging only ever happens when a bloke is clearly punching above his weight and he knows it so he alerts everyone that he possibly can to it before she realises it & dumps him for his better looking mate.

This would be right if it weren't NCG. He doesn't need to brag about , he's just giving you all fair warning so you don't make the devastating mistake of moving in on his lady.

None of us want to deliver such a devastating blow to poor NCG, you're right!

Surprised nobody has said Raistlin x ShlupQuack yet.

[Yar]

I was Facebook married to Kaycee for almost two months

[NorthernChaosGod]

I was Facebook married to Kaycee for almost two months

Dude, I forgot about that. How are you holding up?

[G13]

None of us want to deliver such a devastating blow to poor NCG, you're right!

And may God have pity on the poor bastard who tried it.

[Madame Adequate]

None of us want to deliver such a devastating blow to poor NCG, you're right!

And may God have pity on the poor bastard who tried it.

The guilt of keeping him pure would crush us, yes

[Quindiana Jones]

I will be forever in the debt of any admin who changes the "dating" to "doing" in this thread title. xD

[Psychotic]

I'll go one better.

[Quindiana Jones]

Yup. I love you.

[Rye]

finally gonna lose my v-card, man!

[Quindiana Jones]

Put wolf ears and fangs on that bad boy and NCGs got a new avatar.