R=BJ

[Madame Adequate]

Ah, young love.

[Rye]

The aged trees creak and moan
Dancing to the effort of the wind
That everlasting breath of the cherubs
Proclaiming the true love of Gods, of ancient lore
ShlupQuack and Raistlin, forever more...

[theundeadhero]

I think everyone knows it was you who renamed him BJ, ShlupQuack.

[NorthernChaosGod]

D'awwwww. Such a cute couple.

[oddler]

I'm not gullible at all. I've never been fooled.

[Shlup]

THAT'S IT. I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE.

RAISTLIN IS LEAVING EOFF FOREVER.

[Raistlin]

I think everyone knows it was you who renamed him BJ, ShlupQuack.

Obviously. It'd be her dream come true.

THAT'S IT. I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE.

RAISTLIN IS LEAVING EOFF FOREVER.

Translation: Shlup can't take me not being BJ anymore, and so my name as Raistlin is leaving forever. I guess I'm stuck as BJ now.

[G13]

THAT'S IT. I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE.

RAISTLIN IS LEAVING EOFF FOREVER.

This reminds me of when my mom and dad split up.

DON'T LEAVE RAISTLIN! SHLUP HURTS US WHEN YOU'RE AT WORK!

[Jiro]

I'm probably a tad gullible.

[NorthernChaosGod]

DON'T LEAVE RAISTLIN! SHLUP HURTS US WHEN YOU'RE AT WORK!

And it hurts so good. /smug

[Breine]

The aged trees creak and moan
Dancing to the effort of the wind
That everlasting breath of the cherubs
Proclaiming the true love of Gods, of ancient lore
ShlupQuack and Raistlin, forever more...

Ah, yes xD

[Peegee]

I thought we settled this Rinoa=Ultimecia nonsense? What the hell is going on?

[Quindiana Jones]

So, is Raist offering services or what?

[Peegee]

So, is Raist offering services or what?

I need full service, and stop ripping me off!

[Meat Puppet]

BJs are pretty good but I hate it when people get too toothy