I'm such a shortie!

[redxiiii]

5'11 One day i'll conquer that final inch and enter into the big leauges.

[Quindiana Jones]

I had a girlfriend who would say that to me, but she cheated on me before her plans could come to fruition.

Take absolutely any part of that sentence, and it is a joke.

[Lawr]

fruition.

Heh.

[Imperfectionist]

I had a girlfriend

Heh.

[Agent Proto]

5'11". Which is fairly short for a guy.

By NBA standards. yes.


I'm 5'8" here though. No complaints from me though. I'm good with my height.

[Christmas]

I had a girlfriend

This is a feat, this is THE feat.

[Chris]

I'm 5'10". I'm short by Scandinavian standards, but towering by Asian standards. It's hard being a half-breed.

[Quindiana Jones]

Someone call Psy in here. Someone needs to point out the self-made penis jab.

[Mo-Nercy]

I'm 5'10". I'm short by Scandinavian standards, but towering by Asian standards. It's hard being a half-breed.

That's what I need! I needsta get me some Scandinavian DNA!

I'm 5'7", which as far as I can tell is fairly average for Asian males.

[Quindiana Jones]

You could talk to Breine about that, Mo. He'll donate some of his DNA to anyone hot enough.

[fire_of_avalon]

I'm 5'3" or 5'4". Pretty short.

[Denmark]

6'2". I would be winning the thread if MILF wasn't an ungodly abomination. <3

[KentaRawr!]

I really like guys that are shorter than me. This way I can pat their head easily and harass them.

Perhaps because I am a big fan of snow white and the seven dwarfs.

Hearing this gives me hope. I don't think I've met any girls that would prefer a guy to be shorter than them.

[Jiro]

I am 5' 11.7". I need just over half a centimetre to be 6'. On a good day I hit it though, my height varies wildly due to my back

[theundeadhero]

A surprisingly average 5'9"