No, I am a freak beyond salvation and would willingly show myself in a pair of these.
Yes, they are quite horrible, and I am also an intelligent and sensible person.
I do not care about this, so I am letting the terrorists win.
To me it looks more like the baby is actually growing on her body, like some kind of freak parasite alien baby.
You know what, I'm gonna get a pair and curb stomp your beard with them.
And then your boots are going to light on fire, because unholy abominations cannot touch all that is pure and good in the world.
Dude they're moon boots! They're designed by NASA to withstand the radiation from the sun. Your joke of a beard does not compare.
Also, this:
Is both beautiful and terrible to behold.
The Sun ain't got on the pure, brilliant epicness that is my beard. It's like concentrated unicorn magic in hair form.
... They don't look nearly as much fun as Moon Shoes
I always wanted Moon Shoes. Now I am too old
Don't worry: They've been updated for your adult-sized pleasure
wow those are so horribly ugly and deserve to be in the "Burn It!" pile with UGGS, Crocks, Snuggies, & Capris...